Amerika - Force of Occupation

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." -- Sinclair Lewis

Snow Day.

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[Edit: Someone not here on my.opera or from opera in general suggested that some might not want tho see all the content that is part of this post. To that end, a text-only version may be found by clicking here.
What is below the jump may be offensive to some, and it's absolutely Not Safe For Work (NSFW).]


Okay. I went out and ran my usual errands on my usual bicycle in spite of the snow. My tires are pretty thin so they tend to slice through fresh snow without getting too bogged down. However, they are less stable on frozen patches. I have to admit that it was both fun and beautiful out. All was grand. I was not cold at all. Layer, layers, layers. Good layers keep me warm without looking bulky (like a snowman). Although, the super-warm and waterproof ski gloves I wear in this kind of weather are a pain to tuck under the cuffs of my rain shell, especially when one of them is already on. I'm kind of puzzled that I did not get any strange looks, or fawning admiration from anyone. Welcome to Olympia, I guess.

Riding in the snow is fun and it's a really good way to learn how your body movements can affect your riding. How and where you move your hips when reacting to changes in stability have a direct influence on how a bike compensates. Another key to riding in the snow is to stay out of other riders old ruts, and avoiding old foot tracks. Old ruts and tracks have had time to refreeze underneath, and that ice is where the hazard is. Partially melted and refrozen snow is also relatively treacherous for the same reasons. Most of the trails are going to be pretty treacherous by tomorrow. Fresh ruts are fine since they haven't refrozen, and tires can ride on solid ground.

Snow riding also lets riders figure out how they are going to react to changes in stability. Will they panic; put their feet down; attempt to steer through it; attempt some combination of panic, feet planting, and steering? I only ate it (crashed) once, and it was a low-speed slow motion affair to which there were no witnesses to cause me less than a fun time. Actually, I still would have been laughing if anyone had been around to see me go down. Bicycle and rider are just fine. The same icy, snow-cushioned surface that made the bike tires slide also made the rider slide. I was able to lay the bike down in a controlled slide.

Perhaps I am more intrepid than I thought.

Day Off, My Ass...Vegans Taste Better.

Comments

slackwrdave Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:24:15 AM

OMFG! yikes lol

0x29a Wednesday, January 18, 2012 7:30:10 PM

The image to which I'm sure you're reacting is offered in the grandest of sophomoric hooligan traditions. Completely fun. up I was tittering uncontrollably while I wrote out, "Perhaps I'm more intrepid than I thought."

I had anticipated that it might drown out the rest of the narrative, which is quite good, too.

Harry Scrivenharrytheman Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:05:03 PM

It's a good change for a NSFW image on MyOpera not to be of a partially dressed lady devil

0x29a Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:15:52 PM

Originally posted by harrytheman:

It's a good change for a NSFW image on MyOpera not to be of a partially dressed lady


LOL! Oh, great... Thanks, I think!

Harry Scrivenharrytheman Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:19:48 PM

Originally posted by 0x29a:

Thanks, I think!


Yes, a bit cheeky! But we enjoyed your sentiments.

0x29a Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:29:35 PM

Originally posted by harrytheman:

Yes, a bit cheeky! But we enjoyed your sentiments.


No pun intended, Harry? jester

Well, this post was really about the adventure of riding in the snow, after all. However, I'd be happy to send you a picture of my ex that matches your description of level of attire to more appropriately test your sensibilities, if you'd like.

slackwrdave Thursday, January 19, 2012 1:59:21 AM

Originally posted by 0x29a:

offered in the grandest of sophomoric hooligan traditions


I totally like the sound of that. up

Harry Scrivenharrytheman Thursday, January 19, 2012 6:45:39 PM

Well, Andrew. You've found your audience's level wink

0x29a Thursday, January 19, 2012 7:28:04 PM

Originally posted by harrytheman:

Well, Andrew. You've found your audience's level


LOL! That's awesome. No wonder I love you guys. love I'm not sure I'll never be able to beat the fishnets, though.

Harry Scrivenharrytheman Thursday, January 19, 2012 7:38:16 PM

bigsmile You got me there.

Ruben Garciaeztigma Friday, January 20, 2012 4:38:08 PM

I hadn't realized why the need of a plain HTML version of the post when I reached the bottom of your post!

Jaja smile

0x29a Friday, January 20, 2012 11:16:20 PM

Originally posted by eztigma:

I hadn't realized why the need of a plain HTML version of the post when I reached the bottom of your post! Jaja smile



Sorry about that. I hope it wasn't too shocking. whistle

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