Cardinal DEvices

Not my cup of TNT

'Attention: Trinket collectors!
Your days are coming to an end
Now! For a limited time....
Get all the facts
The government doesn't want you to know.'
Conspiracies of liberal fascism
Glorified tech-school University level
dissertations on God & Politics
'Wikipedia certified degrees available
for amazonians on craigslist'
'THE ONION WAS RIGHT!'

Birds sing to God
The disenfranchised student of the World
posts a diatribe on a website where he
may receive the coddling of the anonymous
same construct
Really
'cept the birds are more organic

Technical truth
is a pickle jar full of pennies
Where 'one' is still a lonely number
and you shove them all into a machine
the machine counts them for you
and 'rasberry's out a receipt
You take the long walk to the cashier
she opens the register
& hands you a five dollar bill
with a look of contempt
running across her slack lips

Hey, Oppenheimer!
You can have it.


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