It's all in a days work

We have two cats in our house, Sassy is the oldest, a tortoiseshell female, generally quiet but can be provoked by the other. Lila, the 15 week old black and white mental case. Nothing is safe! I dread putting the Christmas tree up this year. Today she has messed on the kitchen floor, turned the kitchen tap on, swung the tap so that it ran onto the surface and hence all over the floor. It was then followed by an attack on our fairy ornaments....two more in the bin, next target the wallpaper, then the curtains, the cushions, my hand, my daughters foot, the washing up, my wifes cardigan...hope there are no holes in that, the wires on my Wii, funny it never has a go at the PS3.