My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never...

Mike was going 2 be married 2 Laura, so his father sat him down 4 a little chat. He said "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, I took off my pants handed them 2 your mother and told her to try them on, she did and said 'they're too big, I can't wear them.' I told her 'exactly.. I wear the pants in the family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Mike thought it was a good thing 2 try. On his honeymoon Mike took off his pants and told Laura 2 try them on, she did and said "these are 2 large, they don't fit me" Mike told her "exactly I wear the pants in the family don't forget it"
So Laura took off her panties and said "here try mine" Mike did and said "I can't get into your panties"
Laura said "exactly! and if you dont change your smart ass attitude you never will!"