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Friday, September 12, 2008 5:16:28 AM
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POSITION : Mother , Mom , Mama
JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term players neede , for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment.Candidates must posses excellent communication and organizational skills and should be willing to work variable hours,which will I nclude evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call ,Some overnight travel required,including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities.Travel expenses not reimbursed.Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life.Must be willing to be hated,at least temporarily until someone needs.Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.Also ,must possess the physical stamina of a pack of mule.Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,such as small gadget repairs,mysteriously sluggish toiletsand stuck zippers.Must screen phone calls, maintain calendarsand coordinate production of multiple homework projects.Must have the ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.Must be willing to be indispensibleone minute , an embarrassment the next.Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap,plastic toys and battery operated devices,Must always hope for the best ,should be prepared for the worst.Must assume final,complete accountability for the quality of the end product.Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY OF ADVANCEMENT &PROMOTION : Virtually none.Your job is to remain in the same positions for years without complaining,constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE : None required unfortunately.On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES & COMPENSATION : You have to pay .Oferring frequent raises and bonuses.A ballon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent .When you die , you give them whatever is left.The oddest thing about this reverse salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS : While no health or dental insurance,no pension , no tution reimbursement,no paid holidays and no stock options offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for emotional growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right .
POSITION : Mother , Mom , Mama
JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term players neede , for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment.Candidates must posses excellent communication and organizational skills and should be willing to work variable hours,which will I nclude evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call ,Some overnight travel required,including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities.Travel expenses not reimbursed.Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life.Must be willing to be hated,at least temporarily until someone needs.Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.Also ,must possess the physical stamina of a pack of mule.Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,such as small gadget repairs,mysteriously sluggish toiletsand stuck zippers.Must screen phone calls, maintain calendarsand coordinate production of multiple homework projects.Must have the ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.Must be willing to be indispensibleone minute , an embarrassment the next.Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap,plastic toys and battery operated devices,Must always hope for the best ,should be prepared for the worst.Must assume final,complete accountability for the quality of the end product.Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY OF ADVANCEMENT &PROMOTION : Virtually none.Your job is to remain in the same positions for years without complaining,constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE : None required unfortunately.On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES & COMPENSATION : You have to pay .Oferring frequent raises and bonuses.A ballon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent .When you die , you give them whatever is left.The oddest thing about this reverse salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS : While no health or dental insurance,no pension , no tution reimbursement,no paid holidays and no stock options offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for emotional growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right .
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