JAKE SPEED (1986) starring Wayne Crawford and John Hurt
Friday, 25. August 2006, 04:52:20
JAKE SPEED offers this opportunity. The movie starts with kidnapping of two American girls in Paris. Next we see the family upset by the loss of their daughter Maureen. Grandpa comes with the advice that the family should bypass the State Department and try to contact the handful of men who can really help. Mack Bolan The Executioner, Remo Williams The Destroyer and Jake Speed. Grandpa recommends Jake Speed.*
C'mon Grandpa we all know these books aren't real, no way Jake Speed can help because he's not real.
Maureen's sister Maggie goes home and gets a note from Jake Speed. Maggie takes her friend with her to the meeting (the friend gets some of the best lines in the film refering to Jake Speed as Speedy Jake and Remo as Romero and The Urinator of Reamer)
We get to see several Jake Speed novels which were published by Gold Eagle (Now those novels would have to be some of the rarest pieces of Aggressor material)
Next thing Maggie knows she being whisked off to Africa for an adventure ("But I don't want an adventure I want my sister back" she screams at Jake at one point.)
The film lags slightly once we hit Africa and discover that Jake's trusty HARV (heavily armoured raiding vehicle) hasn't arrived yet and the adventurers are stuck driving normal jeeps. Des informs Jake that Doc Savage used to drive these. Jake grumbles that Savage isn't even in the game anymore.
We see an abortive attempt to find Maureen but all this makes Jake seem incompetent, with our adventurers fleeing in defeat.
Then we wait, wait for HARV to arrive, wait while Maureen runs off and is told that Jake and Des are conmen.
Finally HARV turns up and the adventure starts again and we discover that Jake's archenemy Sid is behind all this. We see Jake fall into a lion pit, take on an army, engage in a high speed car chase.
I generally enjoyed this movie except for the dragging middle part.
*Imagine if he had of recommended Remo, I can see the family beating down the door of Folcroft Sanitarium and Smith having a fit.







