Albatross

Sex: Male
Occupation: cv sender
Member since: Jan 2006
Forum posts: 1
Web site: http://www.lit.org/author/albie
Login status: Offline

About me

I'm just looking for a reason to be silly. Got any reasons? Madness is my hobby. I don't feel pretentious saying that. I have to do this. An egg is daft. But it has to be an egg. It doesn't have to be daft. It can be.

Shut up.

My work

Making myself more mad, yet being able to live along side the normal folk without drawing too much suspicion to myself. Not easy. The screaming gives me away sometimes. As does the look in my eye. I ahve two eyes.

Fast facts

At the movies I like to see:Bursting meat, screaming limbs, Midgets with icicles instead of legs
Last movie seen:The Return of Some Jedis
Music I listen to:My own
Best album right now:Toileteers
Favorite author:Ramsey Campbell
Last book read:Playboy; The Psoriasis Issue
Best game right now:Counting my head hairs - so far 98583
Favorite sports team:Sport is for robots
I'm passionate about:Saving some whales.
I wish I could:Sell vomit as an executive toy
Favorite travel destination:That Island off LOST. I CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER BLOODY SEASON!
On my vacation I..:Burn my mind through a cosmic shoe shape
If I won 1 million dollars, I would:Wonder how much that was in English pounds. Then buy a solid gold laptop
If I were a super hero I would:Kick a criminal with my leg so he dropped some purses and chandeliers
Food I like:Whale fear
I don't like:Shaving rash sandwich
Software I use:Microsoft. I'm into Satanism
Hardware I use:Uzi 9mm with bright pink tripod for sniper mode.