Thoughts of Imbalance

My buddy Needles and I waltz out of a bar tonight and I hear a lady talking on her phone....she says, "It's really that much?!" I do believe she's trying to call a taxi! So, me being the super nice guy I am, ask her if she's heading towards Eau Claire (that's the direction we're heading). She says yes and gladly accepts the ride as she starts to hop in the car. Right up until her friends get wind and pull her out of the car. They proceed to open my door and yell at me. I tell them that it wasn't like I'm going to rape her, I was just simply offering a lift. A few seconds of yelling and someone lays there hands on me...I don't take that very kindly. I've been beat up most my life and now that I'm old enough to where I WILL fight back, when someone touches me, I freak out.
I grab whoever touched me and we start to push and pull each other around, nothing too dramatic. Right when I started to get the upper hand in the "argument", his buddies jump in. So now it's three people grabbing me...obviously I'm out numbered, again. So I say, "WHOA, hold on! Hold on a second, stop, stop. There's three of you fighting me here!" They all, immediately, let go of me! I couldn't believe that worked! So anyway, they're all yelling at me for offering this girl a ride. Honestly, I was trying to save her some dough. She was very pretty but I am way to kind to do anything.
So they're yelling and I'm saying, "Can I say something?" I repeat this until they shut up enough for me to talk. I turn to the girl I offered the ride to and said, "I'm sorry, I was just trying to be nice. I didn't mean for any of this to happen." This sends the others into an uproar of, "Get back in your car man!" and "Just leave". I do as I'm told after one more sorry and get in the car (don't worry, I'm not driving!). We start to drive away and the girl whom I offered a ride to, waves us down. We stop and see what she wants. The whole group walks over as she's apologizing to us. Apparently, one of the guys who grabbed me lost his $200 glasses and they open up the back door and start to search the car!
My buddy yells, "Just don't take my guitar!!!" One of the guys who grabbed me was talking to me about how "we're cool" and how it was a misunderstanding. Yeah, only because you're out $200 cuz you lost your glasses! I told him, "No, we're not cool because the way you and you're group handle things is bogus and now that you're out a pair of glasses you wanna be friends all of a sudden?! Fuck that!"
After they figured out that the glasses were not in the car, the guy I was talking to instantly turned back into a dick and stormed off after a couple of choice words. The girl who I originally offered a ride to was still apologizing but then left soon after.
I understand that the group was worried about a friend getting a ride with two men that she never met but I would think that the situation could have been handled better. Scuffed up my shirt the sons a bitches! So if you're that girl and you remember all of this, you owe me a drink!