Thoughts of Imbalance

Shivering, I woke up, the heat was all gone
I didn't have any money to turn it back on.
I rolled out of bed to wipe my runny nose
The floor was so cold it froze my poor toes!

I tried to jump back in bed but the warmth had left
Even the stuffed animals could see their breath!

I put on my sweater but it was no help
"Turn on the heat ya cheap bastard!", the stuffed animals yelped.
"I can't," I said, "I ran out of cash."
"Well, you'd better think of something and think of it fast!!!"

So now I've got a charity to run,
Please send to: Aaron Hetchler's Fund
2449 Jackson Street Apartment #1
(Please make all checks payable to me!)
Eau Claire, WI. 54703

Thank you for your patronage, your donations will go far!
Straight into the furnace and not into the bar



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