And Then There Was..

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the carwash

22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.

24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society
Q. Why did the Chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it.

Q. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
A. Will the defendant please stand.

Q. What did the little Chav say to the bigger Chav?
A. Can you get served?

Q. Why do Chavs constantly rev their engines?
A. So they don't cut out.

Q. What do you call a Chav in a jar of honey?
A. Sweet!

Q. What do you call a Chav in a coffin?
A. A damn good reason to kill another.

Q. What do u say to a boy racer when he is circling?
A. Are you lost?

Q. Why did the Chav shag the chicken?
A. He couldn't find any other breast meat.

Q. What do you call two dead Chavs?
A. A good start to the day.

Q. What do Chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?

Q. What is a Chavs favourite ice cream?
A. Mint!

Q. Whats the difference between a dying Chav and an onion?
A. Onions make you cry.

Q. What have Chav girls got in common with turtles?
A. When they're on their back they're ****ed.

Q. What happens to a thought in a Chavs head?
A. It dies of loneliness.

Q. How does a Chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.

Q. How many Chavs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him &quotinnit, innit, innit, innit&quot.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Chav?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.

Q. What do you call a Chav in hell?
A. Wicked.

Q. WHat do you call a Chav in a fridge?
A. Chillin'.

Q. What do you do if you run a Chav over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.

Q. What do you call a Chav in an iron box?
A. Saphe.

Q. What do you do if you shoot a Chav?
A. Reload.

Q. What do a war veteran and a used Chav condom have in common?
A. They both live to fight another day.

Q. What do you call a Chav girl and a Chav boy in a phone box?
A. ****ing innit.

Q. Why did that Chav go to prison?
A. He got caught stealing pens to apply for his dole cheques with

Two Chavs jump offf a bridge.....who wins?
We do.

Q. How can you tell a female Chav virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brothers.

Q. What do you call a Chav on a bike?
A. A theif

Q. What do you call a Chav in a car?
A. Arrested

Q.What do you call a Chav waiting in a bus shelter?
A. At a party.

Q. What do u call a Chav alive?
A. ****ing lucky!

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Chav?
A. Failed.

Q. What do you call a 12 year old Chav girl?
A. Pregnant.

Q. What do you call a Chav girl without any children?
A. Under the age of 5.

Q. What do you call a Chav in a skatepark?
A. Lost.

Q. Why did the Chav cross the road?
A. To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Q. Whats a Chavs favourite car?
A. One without an alarm.