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February Road Trip

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Just a few pictures I took on our last road trip. Yes, Winter has come.







Native Scandinavian Design

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Interesting Conversational Topics

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Here is a list of conversational topics:

Personal experiences with bladder/bowel issues
Personal experiences with fungal infections
Personal experiences with wounds/contrusions
Organic waste
Biofluids (in general)
Human/animal feces (in general)
Decomposition of organic matter
Animal carcasses
Human corpses/cadavers
Death, burrial, mortuary, autopsy, etc.
Insects, worms, maggots, mites, etc.

Bizarre accidents 

Now, what do all these interesting subjects have in common?

Yes, bingo, they are topics that you would not pick at the dinner table.

Except, of course, if you are a male member of my family, that is our two sons and me.

Yes, I know, it does not sound particularly mature, but those topics are actually quite interesting. Surely, dinner is perhaps not the best circumstance for immersing into such matters, but then again what circumstance is?

It drives my wife insane.

After all, she is a woman of culture. She listens to classical music and reads intellectual magazines. She even leaves her shoes at the entrance. And, as everybody knows, the lady of the house often sets the standards for basic behavior in a household.

But still, these topics have a way of surfacing when we gather round the dinner table.

It is inevitable.

Sorry...



Do you have any inapproriate conversational topics that have a way of emerging at the dinner table?



Evolutional Back Slap

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Movies I Like: Jeepers Creepers

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Do you know this eye?

I am asking you, because you might have looked into this eye before. Sitting in the skull of somebody you met or even knew. Thing is, the guy who is peeping out from that picture chose this particular eye, because he liked it. Yes, this guy actually gets to pick which eyes he wants. Incidently this goes not only for eyes but just about any body part he needs replaced.

That is the nature of The Creeper.

When I first saw Victor Salva's Jeepers Creepers, I was actually shocked several times.

Now, I know you would claim that this is the point with horror films, and I know that, but I very rarely get shocked watching horror movies, because most of them are so very predictable. This doesn't stop me from watching them or enjoying them, because predictability is actually what I like most about the genre.

However, this film actually got me sitting on the edge of the seat, because I could not predict what would happen. It simply takes the classic horror film standard and pushes it quite a few inches forward.

For example: The Creeper will not die.

Yes, I know, you heard that one before: just as you think they finally got rid of the monster, it comes back - a stadard horror kliché. Only, The Creeper is different. There is something about him that you get to like, you actually come to sympathize with this man-eating, apparently invincible creature.

You want him to stay alive.

Because he is different. Not only from the human race, but from other horror film antagonists.

He is not a funny clown, like Freddy Kruger, or the village idiot, like Jason Voorhees, and he is not a superior, advanced species, like Predator or Alien. He is something else. The closest you come to a definition in the films is the legend on the wall of the Taggarts' barn in the final scenes of the sequel: Bat Out Of Hell.

And he is extremely cool.

So, if you don't have anything else to do one late night this Winter, go rent this modern classic, and, while you are at it, rent the sequel as well, because you will want to when you've seen the first.



Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers,
jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those eyes?
Gosh all, git up, how'd they get so lit up,
gosh all, git up, how'd they get that size?




How I Spent My Winter Holidays I

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In June last year, I decided to spend my Winter Holidays around Proxima Centauri, so I booked a suite at the ProxCityGalactic some time by December, and started planning my stay. ProxCity is nice in the Holiday season, always good deals to be made at the markets.

I also booked the travel.

Proxima is a flare star that undergoes random dramatic increases in brightness because of magnetic activity. By February every year forecasts of the flare activity around this red dwarf for the next year are released, and last year's forecast promised a 'Orange Flare Period' around December. So, I was in for some nice, hot days in one of our most popular deep space colonies.

The Space Lift seemed to be the most rational choice of transportation.

So, I only had to choose the cabin standard.

There are primarily three different standards of space lift cabins, grouped after length of voyage. The distance between Prime System Earth and Proxima Centauri around my date of departure would be estimated 4.2 light-years (4.0×1013 km), travel time around Hours 6.45. I would need a cabin with at least one seat.



Economy Class Space Lift Cabin.




Diner Class Space Lift Cabin.
A tad pricey, but very romantic if on a date.




Suite Class Space Lift Cabin AKA Lounge Class


Lounge Class would by far be the cheapest choice. However, it gets crowdy with twenty, forty people sitting around. Thermal comfort is hard to maintain when space traveling, especially over long distances.

Note: Funny thing, that traveling through the loneliness of deep space will bring people together...





Fortunately, most lounge class cabins are equipped with bar facilities, with a relaxed and informal atmosphere according to the brochure. I never met a bar keep in those places who couldn't shake a decent Alpha Lime.

And I do love Alphas...



Cheers!






To Be Continued.



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Back On The Bike (Appendix)

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Prior post.

So, the stress article I wrote (of which you can learn by following the above prior post link), came in an online version just before Christmas.

In Danish, of course. I can't be bothered making an English version. It will take me months. So, you're stuck with the original.

Anyway, there it is. As promised.



Daily Poem: If Only I Had An Ascot Tie








If only I had an ascot tie
And a pair of two tone shoes
Cruising down Main Street in my beige Corvette
Looking like Elton John, feeling like Charles Bronson
In my light blue three-piece suit

But here I am
On the bus
With a slight diarrhea






Lionsberg Breaking Words Update



Daily Poem: Prospect Of Error



I write
Therefore I err
If I refrained from writing
I would less likely err
But erring is human
And I belong to this species of
Classified human
Therefore I err

I need no remedy
To avoid errors
For I do not fear erring
Not anymore
Since the accident I have stopped worrying
About errors and fails
I know it is futile and in vane
To fear the prospect of error
Though erring sometimes can be fatal
Pain and suffering
Also reigns in prosper times

Alas, my lass, my lady
Go and err and err in pride well knowing
That all will end in blood
Or in utter silence
As you make that last error

Press
RERUN


Lionsberg Breaking Words Update