Martin K™

Revenge of Batman: Christmasophobia!

Monday, November 21, 2011 2:58:45 PM

Bruce Wayne may be The Charity Playboy, but after hosting his very popular annual jetset Christmas Charity Events he deals with Christmas in a manner suitable to his honest disposition.

"At, this time of year
fern wood will have an inignition point of 620 °F.
I figure these kerosene grenades will do the trick.
Burn, you evil pagan symbol!"

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Unfortunate to our Kryptonian guest, his friend and collegue heard him speak friendly of Christmas. An epic duel takes it's beginning.

"Is that Christmas lights I see in your eyes, alien misfit?
Let me put 'em out for ya,
fiendish Cristmas Lover!"

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Comments

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Monday, November 21, 2011 3:21:29 PM

Well, Santa breaks and enters into more homes than any-one else. We can't have double standards.

Spaggyj # Monday, November 21, 2011 3:37:16 PM

Batman is the only superhero besides Spidey worth a damn.

Darkogdare # Monday, November 21, 2011 3:50:17 PM

Kimmie, I am very close to agree with you completely.
I like Silver Surfer more, though

Martin K™Aqualion # Monday, November 21, 2011 3:51:29 PM

Batman is the top badass of them all, if you ask me. Superman is a sissy. He's not even human.

After showing his friend what true Christmas peace is, Batman visits police headquarters.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BdcmT3P8blQ/TQEgZ5EFfAI/AAAAAAAAAUI/mEoauWBoXl4/s1600/batman309.jpg -

Martin K™Aqualion # Monday, November 21, 2011 5:16:14 PM

However, later in the night Batman returns to The Civic Hero Foundation to watch his friends celebrate that special day of the year.

http://www.faithandgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/BatmanChristmas.jpg -

Edward Piercyedwardpiercy # Tuesday, November 22, 2011 3:56:01 PM

Meanwhile, Dr. Dolittle continues his compassionate mission to bring better eyesight and safe sex practices to the animal kingdom.

http://my.opera.com/edwardpiercy/homes/files/Dr-Dolittle-2.jpg -

Martin K™Aqualion # Tuesday, November 22, 2011 9:58:41 PM

... while captain Picard gives a lesson in modern geopositioning.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/60055/1344833-theres_the_door_now_get_the_fuck_out_super.jpg -

Edward Piercyedwardpiercy # Wednesday, November 23, 2011 4:56:09 AM

Well if you really want me to...

Martin K™Aqualion # Wednesday, November 23, 2011 9:27:52 AM

Where we're going, we don't need doors.