Daily Poem: If Only I Had An Ascot Tie
Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:26:30 PM

If only I had an ascot tie
And a pair of two tone shoes
Cruising down Main Street in my beige Corvette
Looking like Elton John, feeling like Charles Bronson
In my light blue three-piece suit
But here I am
On the bus
With a slight diarrhea
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Mad Scientistqlue # Wednesday, January 11, 2012 4:00:46 PM
Martin K™Aqualion # Wednesday, January 11, 2012 4:40:21 PM
Edward Piercyedwardpiercy # Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:48:08 AM
Darkogdare # Thursday, January 12, 2012 4:32:18 AM
Unpleasant situation
Spaggyj # Thursday, January 12, 2012 8:05:53 AM
Bad WolfCois # Friday, January 13, 2012 7:45:40 PM
Loku (John) .....lokutus-prime lokutus-prime # Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:45:59 AM
Martin K™Aqualion # Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:28:30 AM
Originally posted by lokutus-prime:
I couldn't care less whether poetry is appreciated or not, in OC or in other places. If something of the sort comes to me and I find it amusing I will publish it. I regard this site as a noticeboard/scrapbook where I just put whatever I feel like. Whether people will check it out or not - well, that's up to them.
It's much like writing stuff for a magazine or a newspaper. You write it and the editors put it somewhere in the paper, and most of the time you don't know if anybody at all reads it, so... I'm sort of accustomed to that. Except I don't get payed for this.
Nice when people comment, though. So, thanks.
Loku (John) .....lokutus-prime lokutus-prime # Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:39:29 AM
As I implied previously, nice post!
Martin K™Aqualion # Wednesday, January 18, 2012 9:01:48 AM
I'm afraid, it doesn't go that deep with me, if you know what I mean.
It's just, that sometimes the words come to me in a poetic form, mostly in verses and sometimes even accompanied by a tune. And sometimes these verses/songs are so amusing to me, that I find them worth communicating.
Like the above.
Thank you very much.
KittyliciousZaphira # Monday, January 23, 2012 4:10:46 PM
Martin K™Aqualion # Monday, January 23, 2012 4:41:50 PM
It was in no way a delicate experience. More Charlie Bronson than Elton John.
...
Now, that one did not come out right. Elton in a shitstorm. Whatever.
Loku (John) .....lokutus-prime lokutus-prime # Wednesday, January 25, 2012 2:11:33 PM
for Ascot's not my scene,
and I could never mingle there
or hobnob with The Queen.
I wouldn't own an Ascot tie
or anything that says,
"The Upper Class Is Just My Thing!
God Bless 'Em All Their Days"
I wouldn't wear an Ascot tie
to be like Elton John.
I'd rather be like Steve McQueen
- now there's a star who shone!
And when I drove my Mustang GT,
down San Francisco way,
I'd think I was Steve in "Bullitt"
and that'd make my day!