STFU and read.

This is just a video.
Just a video to make people think about what's really worrying. Not Bush. Not Bin laden. Not Your grandma's panties in your bed (Kidding). The real thing you have to worry about is this.

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So I was at school. So I had nothing to do in a clas cuz' we had finished everything 'like always'.
So we started playing cards, then chass, and then we finished by playing "coin" we call it.
So the thing is something like this:
You put your knuckles against tha table and the other guy hits you with a coin sliding it across the table (Thrown).
And then you throw it at the other guy's knuckles. And so on we played until the guy called a surrender and this was what his had looked like:

Nice game, you've gotta try it.
But don't go suicidal and don't play against me.
Kidding.

QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
* KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
* PLATO: For the greater good.
* ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
* KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
* TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
* SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
* RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
* CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
* HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
* ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to tachieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across thecontinuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
* LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
* MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free of cross roads without having their motives called into question.
* MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
* FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
* RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
* MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
* JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
* FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
* BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbooks. Of course, you also have to purchase Microsoft Road.
* OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
* DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
* EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
* BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
* RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it.
* ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
* MICHAEL SCHUMACHER: It was an instictive maneuver, the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross.
* HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmm.....chicken....

Damn. Stupid day.
Everything went according to Murphy's law.
It's like:
-If you feel good, don't worry; it will soon pass...
-If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
-If some series of events can go wrong, they will go wrong in the worst possible sequence.

So here's what happened:
-I felt great, now I'm fucking sick
-I knew the wall wouldn't hold the plasma tv. And it didn't.
-Possible events:
·Computer could fuck up
·Mom could get mad and hit the CPU with a cup of coffee (Full)
·I could have dropped a hot cup of tea on the wooden floor. (that one was the worst)

And guess what? It all happened in less than an hour!
Damn. I'm Pissed off...

Yep. Great day.
Just changed the pitiful Windows vista partition on my pc for the best and only Mandriva.
Yeah! Rules.
Well, now I'm all unix + linux.
Fuck windows.

Here you have some screen shots from Mandriva Linux.


And... the unedited version.


You've gotta try it.
Of course I didn't buy it . (The full version is not free) So I downloaded the 40 parts from rapidshare.
If you're interested in getting it, just say so and I'll e-mail you with the links to the OS.

Have a hell'a good day.

Y viva Mexico! 15/9/07

Music listened while writing:
----Iced Earth - Violate
----Children Of Bodom - Needled 24/7
----Metallica - Master OF Puppets
----Pantera - Walk

Yes, I know it was much time, but I was also playin' some Counterstrike meanwhile.

Man, today I'm in a total nirvana.
First I went to a commertial plaza and found a Darkthrone album. Limited.
Second I went to a newb bands essay and met a cult. They asked me if I wanted to join and I'm thinking about that right now.



Then My parents gave me the money they owed me. Man I'm happy.
Then I found a new guitarrist for my band. The only thing I need now for a total mental orgasm is a few DrPeppers and a nice little rest with my teddy bear.

Oh! and a good cup of hot

Just perfect.

Enjoy your life people! And don't let a satanic cult ruin ur life

In case u want to use it in some other thing, there u go, the original utube link: http://www.youtube.com/v/ZOMas7NxEWU It's a parody about the 300 movie. Rulez, watch it!

Why do all problems come together?
First, my stupid father made my inet connection slower. By a hell'a lot.
Then, When i went to a cabine, the fucker that administrated it told me that i couldn't put anything into a memory stick. Damn! Had to burn a cd.
Then they only started putting stupid shitty mexican pop.
Fuck it! Fuck pop! Hate everything.
It's like people did everything they could to piss me off...
So, I think i'll go to coyo toda and hunt some emos.

Edit:
Stopped hating mexican pop, started hating reggaeton. Fuck Daddy yankee!!