"SARUNG CAGAK"
Thursday, February 17, 2011 8:32:56 AM
cék Mang Maja bari hanjat kana batu nu rada luhur. Celegedeg nangtung, ngajega bari mébérkeun leungeun, persis éntog ngawahan arék hiber.
"Ciaaaaatt......!" pokna, bari ngagajleng kawas Tarzan, nyirorot ka tengah leuwi. Gujubar.....! Berekbek..... Berekbek..... awak Mang Maja ngiles diteureuy jerona leuwi. Jep jempling. Paneuteup nu lalajo dipuseurkeun ka tengah leuwi.
"Asa rada lila, euy." Pa Érté meupeuskeun kaayaan.
"Cara urang tadi, hésé meureun. Dasar jelema loba gaya, cuih!" cék Kang Iding bari nyiduh.
Heuleut lima menit sirah Mang Maja muncul na beungeut leuwi.
"Kumaha Mang, hasil?" Raéng nu naranya.
"Keun ulah waka di tanggap atuh, sina nyeunghap heula, eeeh!" Aki Juhri ngagebes. Teu diturut. Nu lalajo karah beuki panasaran bangun teu sabar.
Pada nanya téh Mang Maja mah kawas nu haré-haré. Manéhna anggur ngojay rurusuhan ka tukangeun batu gedé urutna luncat. Tuluy ngeueum semet harigu.
"Kumaha bubu téh, Jang?" cék Aki Juhri.
"Hésé Ki, ngaitna pageuh teu bisa dibedol!"
"Keun baé Jang Maja, lain milik urang matak kitu ogé sugan. Hanjat wé ayeuna mah, tiris!" omong Aki Juhri ngaheruk semu hanjelu.
"Enya Mang, bener cék Aki. Hayu ah, urang baralik!" Pa Érté milu mairan.
"Piraku aing rek pada ninggalkeun!" Mang Maja muncereng, bari rut-rét kaluhur kahandap, siga aya nu disumputkeun.
"Naha kunaon ari Mang Maja?" Pa Érté kerung.
"Calana kuring..... Érté," témbal Mang Maja melong ka hilir.
"Hah, calana, kunaon kitu?" nu araya méh bareng nanya, ngemu kahéran.
"Maksudna? Kumaha ari calana Mang Maja téh." cék Pa Érté leuleuy.
"Puguh eweuh! Duka ngait atawa kabawa palid, da basa ngojay bari teuleum mah teu karasa lesotna!"
"Ck... ck... ck..., karah téh?"
"Ayeuna ogé kuring teu wani hanjat, da....." pokna teu kebat.
Na ari ger téh nu lalajo sareuri, bangun suka tingbarakatak. Kaayaan sisi Cijampang ngadadak leuwih ramé tibatan tadi. Séahna cai walungan kasilep ku sora nu seuri. Komo awéwé géhgéran mah maké tingcéréwet, malah aya nu nungkup beungeut sagala, sieun meureun......
"Jep, jempé....! Jarempé! Éeeh, ari taeun teh," Pa Érté ngahulag.
Jep nu sareuri nurut, repeh. Sawareh tingcikikik kénéh tukangeun.
Pa Érté gagaro bujur bari mikir kumaha alusna. Ku manéhna kasawang, Mang Maja nu barangasan beungeutna reup geuneuk ray pias, éra jeung ambek asa diunghak ku batur salembur.
"Naha aing teh rék dilalajoan waé!?" Mang Maja morongos bari tanggah kanu di sisi. "Pangmapaykeun atuh calana aing!" pokna deui bari molotot.
"Tenang, tenang heula, Mang." cék Pa Érté. "Cik, cik pangnéangankeun, barudak! Sabar heula Mang, mun teu kapanggih mah paké wé calana rangkepan kuring."
"Nginjeum calana Ma Uti oge teu nanaon, lah." Si Juheb nyelengkeung.
"Hih, teu sudi teuing! Bangkawarah siah, ngahina abong ka nini-nini. Doraka, deuleu!" Ma Uti nyigeung bari murilkeun ceuli Si Juheb.
"Aduh, ampuuun..... Pangmapaykeun atuh ku Ema, he...." cék Si Juheb muringis.
"Meugeus Juheb! Sok kaleuleuwihi ari heureuy teh. Kumaha kapanggih teu, Jang?" Tanya Pa Érté ka Si Émén nu balik deui.
"Teu aya, Pa."
"Ieu meureun....!" Si Oding nyorowok ti béh hilir bari nyokot calana kolor nu nyangsang, tuluy dibébérkeun.
"Heueuh, éta!" baturna muru.
"Ku uing anteurkeuna, Ding!" cék Si Udi.
"Montong siah, da panggih uing!"
"Mending ku urang bikeuna!" Si Émén gancang ngarawél kolor nu keur dikeukeuweuk ku Si Oding. Der calana diparebutkeun. Pada ngabenyéng. Itu ieu papada hayang mikeun. Béréwék, soéh palebah bujurna.
Mang Maja anu keur ngeueum dina leuwi kekerot bawaning ambek, nénjo kolorna diparebutkeun bebenyit. Kajurung nafsu jadi teu sadar, lat poho kana naon anu keur karandapan.
"Na ari sia kunyuk! Karah diparebutkeun calana aing! Ciaaaaatt......!!" pokna bari ngagajleng luncat muru ka barudak.
Awéwé anu lalajo sirikna kocéak jerit, basa mireungeuh.... Tongtolang nangka.
"Biuuuuung......... Sagedé anu sok ditakol ku Ki Marebot di masjid jami éta mah barudaaaaak........!" cék Ma Uti bari meungpeun carang. ***
Cag, ah....
-TAMAT-













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ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Friday, March 4, 2011 1:18:39 PM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Friday, March 4, 2011 1:43:43 PM
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Saturday, March 5, 2011 3:04:13 AM
masama as:-)
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Saturday, March 5, 2011 4:27:08 AM
'Bhineka Tunggal Ika' slogan kt.
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Tuesday, March 8, 2011 12:32:25 PM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Tuesday, March 8, 2011 2:36:47 PM
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Wednesday, March 9, 2011 5:34:30 AM
Artinya, "ORANG TUA JAMAN DLU, JARANG ADA YG PENYAKITAN, KENAPA YA"
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:23:35 AM
Orang tua jaman dulu mah biar makanannya sederhana, tapi menyehatkan.
Org jaman skrg maunya yg serba instan, phalagi mknan2 kemasan itu sdh terkontaminasi dgn zat pewarna dan kimia. Lebih parah lg ada yg pake pormalin buat pengawet.
Mengonsumsi mknan jmn sekarang=membuka peluang bagi bersarangnya berbagai mcm penyakit. Hehe.....
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:06:18 PM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:21:06 PM
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Thursday, March 17, 2011 3:08:30 AM
Nopemu kuq g aktif As.
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:12:59 PM
Wkwkwkwk......
www.dasar_kere.com/blogspot/
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Friday, March 18, 2011 2:49:13 AM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Friday, March 18, 2011 1:37:38 PM
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Saturday, March 19, 2011 3:25:11 AM
aku mau ngepet. Tpi, siapa yg mau jga lilin na ea.:-D
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Saturday, March 19, 2011 3:54:25 AM
Nah, klo Zen lg apes langsung q matiin lampuna, selamat deh bawa duit sekarung.....
wkwkwkwk...
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:07:24 PM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Sunday, March 20, 2011 2:04:13 AM
Tanazaki # Monday, March 21, 2011 9:28:08 AM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Monday, March 21, 2011 9:55:28 AM
Maklum, org udik klo nulis pake bhs indo suka blepotan. Jd campur sari aja....
Tanazaki # Monday, March 21, 2011 10:02:05 AM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Monday, March 21, 2011 10:09:55 AM
Tanazaki # Monday, March 21, 2011 12:18:38 PM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Monday, March 21, 2011 1:29:54 PM
Tp biar gk mumet teks dlu deh, gmn? Tp yg support di hp, krna aq nge-blog pake hape. Bisa gk ya.
Tanazaki # Tuesday, March 22, 2011 8:08:07 AM
untuk teks wrna kodenya seperti ini:
maka INTERNET akn brwrna seperti ini INTERNET
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Tuesday, March 22, 2011 11:24:29 PM
Tanazaki # Wednesday, March 23, 2011 1:04:28 AM
Zenia@ah..apnya yg milenium biasa ja x. Zen,,gmna html nya udh bsa blum?
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:51:07 AM
wkwkwkwkwkk.....
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:56:54 AM
gaptek.com/
Tanazaki # Wednesday, March 23, 2011 5:37:32 AM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Wednesday, March 23, 2011 9:13:40 AM
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ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Friday, March 25, 2011 12:24:29 PM
As, tar tak krimin roti copy pasta plud belang2. Wkwkwk:-D
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Friday, March 25, 2011 12:25:58 PM
As, tar tak krimin roti copy pasta plud belang2. Wkwkwk:-D
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Saturday, March 26, 2011 2:45:36 PM
Tak mau yg belang2 ah, Zen. Skrg jarang nongkrong di fb, ya.
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Sunday, March 27, 2011 11:52:54 AM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Tuesday, March 29, 2011 5:58:32 AM
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Tuesday, March 29, 2011 11:24:47 PM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:56:16 AM
Wkwkwkwkwk.......
Awas gunung nya aktif Zen, tkt ngbeledug!
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Friday, April 1, 2011 12:56:48 AM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Sunday, April 3, 2011 5:45:24 AM
Gunung Kembar.
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Monday, April 4, 2011 12:54:05 PM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Monday, April 4, 2011 2:14:12 PM
Wkwkwkwk......
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Tuesday, April 5, 2011 2:12:10 PM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Tuesday, April 5, 2011 5:01:26 PM
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Thursday, April 14, 2011 11:26:04 AM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:16:53 PM
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Tuesday, April 26, 2011 9:47:39 PM
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Tuesday, April 26, 2011 9:56:50 PM
Tunggara SalaminaAshban # Wednesday, April 27, 2011 11:00:20 AM
Xixixixixixi.....
Akun yg lama, emailna
as.genoa76@ymail.com
Emg Zen skrg pake aplikasi apa? Snaptu ato armor.
ZENIA Tulalitzeniatirtiq # Thursday, May 12, 2011 7:10:59 AM
Usaha Roti d tmpat q bkerja udah mulai sepi. Saingn makin byk. Bos akhr2 ni ngajak aq ksna kmri cri usha lain. 2 minggu lalu beliau ikt aq pulkam, pgen lyat, apa potensi yg bsa d jdkn lahan bisnis. Aq mah ngkut ja, scra aq neh g ngrti pa2. Yg pasti, aq ikut2 sibuk g karu2n gtu hahaha.
Aku di snaptu, tpi kalo mau chat ma tmen fb, aq ke armor.