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I love me some Jason Whitlock
Thursday, 26. February 2009, 21:24:11
Original URL: http://bamatone.livejournal.com/275763.html
That said, I'm pretty sure the UA volleyball team gets bigger crowds than the women's basketball team, bwahahaha.
Oh, what the hell. I'm gonna go look it up.
.......
Damn, I was wrong. Looks like average attendance at volleyball is 600 and women's basketball is 1,400. Oh, well. The joke is still funny because women's basketball sucks. I declare it so.
Btw, the women's basketball team won their first SEC game last Sunday in about 45 tries. The losing streak went back to Feb. 2006.
The most passionate supporters of Title IX are the overpaid women's basketball coaches who play in front of volleyball crowds and get paid every two weeks as if they're filling Michigan's football Big House.
-- Jason Whitlock
That said, I'm pretty sure the UA volleyball team gets bigger crowds than the women's basketball team, bwahahaha.
Oh, what the hell. I'm gonna go look it up.
.......
Damn, I was wrong. Looks like average attendance at volleyball is 600 and women's basketball is 1,400. Oh, well. The joke is still funny because women's basketball sucks. I declare it so.
Btw, the women's basketball team won their first SEC game last Sunday in about 45 tries. The losing streak went back to Feb. 2006.
Dogbert Goes to Washington
Wednesday, 25. February 2009, 16:54:54
Arizona in the Super Bowl?
Tuesday, 20. January 2009, 04:11:11
Original URL: http://bamatone.livejournal.com/271028.html
DJ Gallo on espn.com:
As you can plainly see in the image to the right, the Cardinals did indeed cause the world to asplode. And they had a message for everyone when it did.
DJ Gallo on espn.com:
And now I present the short play "The Arizona Cardinals Play in the Super Bowl."
(Scene: The field at Raymond James Stadium.)
(The Arizona Cardinals run onto the field as one of the teams playing in a Super Bowl.)
(The world explodes.)
(End scene.)
As you can plainly see in the image to the right, the Cardinals did indeed cause the world to asplode. And they had a message for everyone when it did.
Roll Tide?
Monday, 12. January 2009, 03:49:41
Original URL: http://bamatone.livejournal.com/270378.html
Bama basketball won a game today. If that isn't shocking enough, it was against an SEC West team (LSU). That doesn't mean I'm all aboard the Gottfried train again. The Tide is 11-4 (1-0), with losses against Mercer, Oregon, Texas A&M, and Clemson, but if you actually see us play, it's pretty wretched.
I already wrote about firing Mark Gottfried in
roll_tide, but it doesn't look like anyone actually hangs out in that community anymore. Sad.
In unrelated news, if you wanna hear Tim Brando go off on some idiot Auburn fan while on Finebaum, check it out.
And everyone... don't get Chizz'd.
Bama basketball won a game today. If that isn't shocking enough, it was against an SEC West team (LSU). That doesn't mean I'm all aboard the Gottfried train again. The Tide is 11-4 (1-0), with losses against Mercer, Oregon, Texas A&M, and Clemson, but if you actually see us play, it's pretty wretched.
I already wrote about firing Mark Gottfried in
roll_tide, but it doesn't look like anyone actually hangs out in that community anymore. Sad.In unrelated news, if you wanna hear Tim Brando go off on some idiot Auburn fan while on Finebaum, check it out.
And everyone... don't get Chizz'd.
Fred on the Economy
Friday, 19. December 2008, 22:27:03
Original URL: http://bamatone.livejournal.com/268243.html
"But here's the good news. The government has figured out what we should do. More borrowing! More spending and consuming! That's right. We can spend our way to properity!"
"But here's the good news. The government has figured out what we should do. More borrowing! More spending and consuming! That's right. We can spend our way to properity!"
Your order for SEC Championship tickets
Wednesday, 3. December 2008, 15:42:46
Original URL: http://bamatone.livejournal.com/264262.html
I never posted this, and since some people are still asking me if I was able to get tickets, I'll post it now. It's rather funny. I bolded the best part.
Only 23 years to go before I'm bowl ticket eligible!
I never posted this, and since some people are still asking me if I was able to get tickets, I'll post it now. It's rather funny. I bolded the best part.
Dear Alabama Faculty/Staff Member,
This email is to inform you that we were unable to fulfill your request for SEC Championship tickets. The allotment for faculty/staff was 5% of the total University allotment. Due to requests exceeding the allotment, reductions were made based on years of service at Alabama. Faculty/staff accounts were sorted by service year and the resulting service year to receive tickets was 26 years or longer.
[info about refunds, yada yada yada...]
Thank you and ROLL TIDE!
Only 23 years to go before I'm bowl ticket eligible!
Beat Bama party cancelled
Tuesday, 18. November 2008, 15:54:42
Original URL: http://bamatone.livejournal.com/261760.html
This is totally legit, too! Bwaaahahahaha
Due to registration response, this years Beat Bama Party has been cancelled. Those folks that have registered will be contacted for a refund. War Eagle!
This is totally legit, too! Bwaaahahahaha
Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
Friday, 7. November 2008, 15:21:54
Original URL: http://bamatone.livejournal.com/260018.html
Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
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