Wednesday, 15. July 2009, 18:18:35
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I've been avoiding writing the wrap up since I got back. Not sure why. The posts I intend to be epic always turn out to be fairly short, and vice versa. Anyway, on Thursday, June 25, Grant, Candice, and I trekked down from T-Town to Stockton.
About 30 minutes into the trip, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died.
Finally got to see Doug's Tiki Bar! Spent a semi-uncomfortable few hours sleeping on Samantha's living room floor, then got up at 3am so we could all begin the hour long trip to the Mobile airport.
Long story short, we made it to Belize. Even shorter story, we made it down to Placencia. This was the first real taste of the country. Actually, scratch that. The first real taste was the flight from Belize City to Placencia. You can see in my pictures how it looks from the air. The cab ride from the Placencia airport to our hotel was our first close up taste of the country. And so far, so good.
Our hotel room was very nicely located next to the beach itself, and a place called De'Tatch. There are a few things that really made the trip as excellent as it was, and one was De'Tatch. It's a little hut that serves drinks and food almost anytime you need it. The drink of choice in Belize is
Belikin beer. Personally, I prefer the stout variety. Guiness Foreign Extra Stout is also very good and has a higher (7.9%) alcohol by volume. And of course they love their
rum.
The first few days were spent lounging on the beach, drinking Belikins and Rum Punches, and eating lobster. Oh, right.
Lobsterfest. Nom nom. I had lobster tail, lobster fritters, lobster dumplings (from an Asian lady from Maryland), and lobster on a stick. The coconut white rice there is fantastic, too.
And speaking of coconuts, you can see from the picture above that coconut trees are everywhere in Belize. You can literally just pull one down and crack it open if you wish. (Which was done.)
On Suday, Billy Mays died.

So by Monday, Lobsterfest was over and we were ready to do some adventuring. Tuesday morning we set off to see the Mayan ruins and some sort of awesome cave. We swam all up in that cave, and the water was amazingly cold and awesome. We even had these little
miners' headlights to see. Oh, and the current was so strong at the mouth of the cave that standing straight up with the water up to my waist, I could not hold my ground. That was definitely one of the absolute high points of the trip for me.
Of course, there were bugs. Lots of 'em. They bit. And it was hot as Hades. And most of the roads were not paved. But all the good outweighed stuff like that. Just bring your sunscreen and bug spray if you plan on making this trip.
On Thursday, we took a boat out with Kagey. This dude was bad ass. Seriously. He could dive 60 feet with only his flippers, mask, and spear. No scuba gear. He'd go down, grab us a lobster, come back up and throw it in the boat. He once came back with
four lobsters in a single dive. This was when he wasn't busy spearing barracudas and mackerels. Once we had about 12 lobsters, he drove us over to an island where he cleaned and cooked them. And we ate like kings. Also a high point in the trip.
I mentioned before that De'Tatch was one of the things that really made the trip excellent. ("It really tied the room together, did it not.") Another was the people we met. So many awesome people. Candice and I met Jason and Heidi our very first night in Belize on our way back to the hotel. (Side story: Because everything starts with the sun in Belize (i.e. really fucking early), everything also closes early. We drank so much during the day that each night it felt like 2 or 3am when it was really more like 9pm!) After that, Heather, Amanda, Jackie, Steve, and that whole group. I'm not sure when Simon and Brad fell into the mix, but as people came and went, Simon was there for the long haul. Then we met Miles and Jessica shortly before Olivia, Lindsey, and Julianne. ("Are those Arkansas A's or Alabama A's?" "Roll Tide!") The trip really would not have approached the level of awesomeness it obtained without these people.

That doesn't even include the bartenders. Greg from NYC was our guy at De'Tatch. He really was one of those people who had been everywhere and seen everything. There was David at Pickled Parrot, girl from North Carolina (or was it South?) at Barefoot, Tracy from Delaware/Florida at J-Byrd's, and of course Erik at Yoli's.
Which reminds me... Have to mention how awesome Yoli's is! I hate that I don't have any pictures of it, but it sits right at the edge of the water on a pier. You can literally dock your boat, walk 30 feet, and there you are. It's easy to spend money here, but since the exchange rate is in our favor, it's like using Monopoly money. If I had to sum up our trip in one picture, it would be this one on the right:
The day after I returned to the U.S., Steve McNair died. So allow me to recap. I go to Marietta, GA for two weeks and Alabama has to vacate 20something wins and gets put on probation again. I go to Belize for one week and at least 4 really famous people die. I think I'll try to hold off on my next big trip for a while.
Here are all the photos I took:
http://my.opera.com/BAMAToNE/albums/show.dml?id=817760