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Bogus E-mail

Sunday, August 6, 2006 12:00:20 PM

I think my computer sent out a bad, bad e-mail

PLEASE READ:

Bogus E-mail

It has come to my attention that a program on my computer may have sent out a malicious e-mail to an unknown number of people on my address list. I hope that it did not offend anyone and I apologize for any negative innuendoes that may have been conveyed in such a communication.

I have not seen the e-mail letter that was sent, but I can assure my friends, family and readers that I do not hate the Pope or his “Big Ugly Hat”. (I do not know why his swinging purse on a chain is on fire.)

Furthermore, I have never been fired from a deli in Maine for spitting in the clam chowder, I did not have a near-death experience on my wedding night and I do not shop at Fredericks of Hollywood. To my knowledge, pictures of me driving a John Deere wheat thrasher while naked do not exist.

To set the record straight, the New Mexico alien abduction was in Texas, it was two illegal Mexicans and a German named Gunter, and Gunter does not call me on the weekends and holidays.

In conclusion, I do not think monogamy is a type of wood and I have never gone to a Star Wars Convention or any place else dressed as Princess Leah.

Thank You,

BigDadGib

I have been getting so many wonderful e-mails.
Thank you so very much.
Feel free to e-mail me at: bigdadgib@bigdadgib.net.

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Comments

Anonymous # Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:24:46 AM

BigWhiteHat writes: This looks nice.

Anonymous # Thursday, August 24, 2006 12:09:07 PM

Clew writes: Hey BigDadGib! I'm glad you dropped by my blog again the other day. I lost my bloglink folder a while back and have still been working on re-finding everyone. Love the new blog, brother. I'll see ya around!

Anonymous # Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:11:36 AM

Donnak writes: Thanks for visiting my blog! This is nice. Do you ever blog on blogspot?

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Tuesday, September 26, 2006 8:55:57 PM

That was hilarious!

Anonymous # Wednesday, September 27, 2006 7:52:02 PM

Anonymous writes: Wow. You know you're cool when bogus emails are being spread about you! :)

Anonymous # Wednesday, September 27, 2006 7:52:49 PM

rebecca writes: AAAGh. That was me, Anonymous right above this post. Sorry about that! http://supergoddessgirl.blogspot.com

Anonymous # Thursday, September 28, 2006 7:36:14 PM

Your Ex-Wife writes: I had no idea that the picture on the john deere was missing out of the photo album, I guess that tv repairman got it and put it on the puter.

Anonymous # Friday, September 29, 2006 3:06:00 PM

Little Sister writes: You really do need therapy--come by and let us counsel you--------------- Love you lots!