Dennis McLaren

Sex: Male
Country: Canada
Occupation: Games
Member since: Nov 2006
Wii friend code: Bankrobber
Yahoo!: dbankrobber [at] yahoo.ca
Login status: Offline

About me

Serious injury at work resulted in just over 3 and 1/2 months in hospital and two years on crutches. I'm walking with a cane now but I had to change things in my life to adapt. I have purchaced Playstation2 PSP and a really good gaming computer to take the place of the physically demanding and high octaine activities that I used to engage in. Major rehab and workout pain is coming now that I have reached a point where I can now build on something. I've spent over fourteen years of my life in prison for robbing banks. Eight and a half of that in Federal Maximum Security Kent and Matsqui Institutions. Over four years in total in isolation/segrigation cells for being a "Danger to the good order of the Institution". My first wife Barbara Donohue,(Gbdamosi) was murdered by a violent sex offender (John Garry Harding)on Nov 3rd 1993 while I was in Kent and I spent the next eighteen months in a strip cell on a Special Handling Status for some injuries I inflicted upon my 'case manager' Michael Beioleu for comments he'd made about my now deceased wife. (Matsqui Prov. Court 1994 McLaren VS. Regina) I was released in '95 and started back up with my first love and relationship, Andrea Borhaven who was raped murdered and put through a wood chipper then fed to the pigs on the farm of Serial Killer Robert 'Willy' Picton. So far I have not been so lucky with my loves and it has given me a particularly dark though process that I express through Black Metal Lyrics.

My work

What can I say? Convicted of multiple counts of Armed Robbery on three seperate occasions and I spent over fourteen years in Provincial Jails, Remand Centres and Federal Pennitentiaries. BANKROBBERY; occupation, recreation and addiction! Accused of robbing more banks than a half dozen of the most prolific and famous of the gunmen such as Floyd, James, Barker, Kelly, Barrow and Nelson. One ____ month period in 19__ there were (Alledgedly) several a week for sure and sometimes several in a day. Of course there isn't much money in it when you're in and out in thirty seconds and only grab the loot from the tills which usually adds up to somewhere between two to eight thousand dollars Cdn. ($2,000-$8,000). It's a living though and doing it that way makes sure that you have to do it again and again and again. Whilst incarcerated I took every trades training course offered ( Auto mechanics, Auto body, fiberglass, sheet metal shop, welding, wood working/carpentry, electrical, plumming, air systems tech., photography, computer sciences, )as well as getting my grade 12 and starting a B.A. at Simon Fraser University (Still 32 credits short, I will have to finish that one of these days)which was the begining of my writing and song writing hobbies

Fast facts

At the movies I like to see:Heat, Thief, Brinks Job, you know, occupation related action thrillers
Last movie seen:Being John Malkovitch
Music I listen to:AC/DC, Metal, Death meta,l Black metal, and Classical
Best album right now:ARMADA// Keep of Kales
Favorite author:Farley Mowatt
Last book read:First Man in Rome by Colleen MaCoulough
Best game right now:Socom3/Battlefield2142/SOCOM Combined Assault
Favorite sports team:Canadian Womens National Hockey Team
I'm passionate about:Life, Wine Women And Song, Poetry and going really, really fast - or (drink, fuck and fight for your life)
I wish I could:Live heallthy and young forever but in leu of that I'd settle for walking, jumping and runniing again.
Favorite travel destination:South Africa my father immigrated to Canada from there in the fifties and the whole family is still there, besides that it's bueatifull
On my vacation I..:would make the connections and friendships that might come in handy down the road if I ever had to leave this country and change my name
If I won 1 million dollars, I would:Travel, take care of some people and help some others
If I were a super hero I would:Feed the world and push space exploration
Food I like:I love all types of ethnic cooking like real mexican and chinese. I like a huge variety.
I don't like:Skinners, Diddlers, Rats, Pigs, Goofs and cheating betrayals
Software I use:Mostly stuff that isn't mainstream, besides the games I play
Hardware I use:HP Pavillion m7360n Media Centre TV PC that has been upgraded from a 2.8 dual core to an Intel core2 Quad Processor Q6700 at 2.66GHz