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Party Time! Excellent!

A morning bout of dog innards!

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The other day was my first day of volunteering at the Humane Society! I really, REALLY thought it was just going to be a fabulous morning of rolling around with puppies and kittens, brushing them, petting them, walking them...but NO! I was needed in the surgery prep room instead, holding dogs' legs open for shaving, watching a limp labrador pee all over the table, and having not one, but TWO dog uteruses thrust at me!! "Are you squimish around blood?" asked the doctor. "YES!!!" I said! "Have you seen a DOG'S UTERUS before?" and then holds some entrails out in front of me! And then it happened again later!!! I don't think they want me to come back or something, they are trying to scare me away!!!

Right now I'm drinking a VERY large soda!Why am I such a MESS today?!?!

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:eyes:

By CaptainSeagull, # 24. March 2007, 17:25:43

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Just steal some puppies on your away out and walk them around the park! I think you know which park I'm talking about!!

By tanooki, # 24. March 2007, 17:27:24

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.... :yuck:

By Wiidark, # 24. March 2007, 22:08:06

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I would have vomited and fainted at the same time.

I am no longer hungry by the way.

By G-off, # 25. March 2007, 01:10:25

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I'm sorry G-off, I ruined your appetite!! :frown:

By Beeks, # 25. March 2007, 03:21:28

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