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GELATIN.

Sunday, 17. June 2007, 18:47:24

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I DON'T TRUST THE WAY IT MOVES!
And I don't like making it either.

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When the HELL is my NIntendo Power going to come in the MAIL??

Thursday, 17. May 2007, 05:00:59

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Also--nothing is worse than plopping down on the couch with a nice pot of Spiderman Macaroni and Cheese and spilling half of it all over the floor!



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Visions of Puppies Dance in My Head!

Wednesday, 16. May 2007, 16:03:57

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So, I had a very delightful dream last night until it turned rather sour by dog poo. In this dream my sister brought an *ADORABLE* little teacup beagle over to my apartment and I was letting it trundle about, and it was just SO cute, and then it totally unloaded all over my floor! Then to make matters worse, my sister said "Oh, that's just what it does!" and then smeared it all over the floor.

What does this all mean? I am inclined to say there is a deeper meaning in this dream. One time I had a dream where I turned into a sheep and was taken into the heavens by the Greek gods and a dream interpreter said "I needed to spend more time with my grandma." (WORST $15 I spent in Washington DC!). Could it mean I'm not getting enough fiber? Am I spending too much time at the Humane Society???

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I'm scared to sleep in my room!

Monday, 5. March 2007, 05:56:53

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I was getting ready to hem a pair of pants today, so I was reaching down to the floor of my room to pick up my sewing box when GGAAAAHHHH! THAT little stinker was hiding under my box, just...just waiting to spring out and bite me! I thought it to be the spawn of Gohma, seeing that just minutes before I had battled that boss in Zelda. But anyway! My concern of spiders in my basement room is growing because the other day I found a smaller one IN MY SHEETS. I think it was dead!---but GUH! *shudders violently*. This makes my need to move out even more pressing!!

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Please do not compare colonoscopies to food!

Tuesday, 27. February 2007, 05:46:16

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Bleh. I saw the most disturbing commercial today--it ranks up there with that maxi pad commercial that shows some lady smearing a feminine napkin all over her shirt! Urgh! Anyway, it starts with two middle aged men and a lady sitting at a diner, dishing out typical diner conversation when one guy blurts out "So Jim, why should I get a colonoscopy test?" And this "Jim" says, "I'll SHOW you why!" Jim promptly draws a little channel through his plate of mashed potatoes, indicating that this is his colon. He then throws a lima bean into the mix and says that it is a polyp, and if he gets a test, the polyp will be detected and--here it comes!--the doctors will take it right out! And in one swift movement, Jim spears that lima bean that I was just visualizing as a polyp and pops it in his mouth.


  1. Lima Beans are disgusting.
  2. Lima Beans should never be associated with colon polyps.
  3. One should never consume a lima bean they just described as a colon polyp.


Anyway, everyone should get a colonoscopy when they turn 40. But I just don't want to see commercials like this! Eeg! o_0

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