Cap'n Ben's Groggy Blog

Me old grammer be hailin’ me wi’ the call that I be cap’n o’ the first all-pirate lingo blog, but I told ‘er she were swallowin’ whumpish bilge. Surely there be another tricorner afloat what be buildin’ a ship the likes o’ mine to sail, or even a commodore his rank the better to parade! So do ye know o’ such then hand me on a linky comment or three, or failin’ that ye might whisper in their knotty ears to pay me saloon a visit under a flag o’ truce.

Be the grammer spoutin’ truth or counts o’ quinces? As she oft do quote, in the country of the blind, the one-legged man be king, and surely me pegleg be kingmaker on this blind voyage.

All that fine squid ink and quills be wasted on them what don’t use ‘em, lads.