Bits and Pieces

Somehow I got spinal meningitis.
Injecting all that hairspray in my spine.
Its a super cheap way to party.
If you aim to kill some braincells and some time.
Good luck getting that child support check from me now.

My oldest son was born an albino.
My youngest covered in hair.
The middle one says he's a homosexual.
The other seven's gone, I don't where and I don't care.
I don't care.

Get your Yankee arse of my property.
Don't care if the bank gave you a deed.
This farms been Cuyler land for generations.
Since we beat back those slinky Japanese.
In the war of 1812, bring our boys home.

My dreams are all dead and buried.
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode.
When god comes and calls me to his kingdom,
I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go!
Aaa ddeee leeeyy aaaaeee ooooo.

I gave all my best years to that woman.
All she gave me was mouths to feed.
Three miracles, straight from the loins of Jesus.
Since Charlie blew off both my testes.
1969 Cam Ranh Bay.
It was a massacre.

She run off and took our only chicken.
When I broke jail the house was burnt bare.
The Japs moved plant back to Osaka.
Some day life just don't seem that fair.
I don't even care, I'm tellin ya I just don't give a damn.

Love your fella man just as long as you can.
Before the locusts swoop down from on high.
Where the grape bed turns red,
And you face fills with boils.
And the serpent will feast on the damned.
You best submit to your husband,
Lest your organs be devoured.
By the jagged hellish teeth,
Of the beast from down below.
By the Code of Hammurabi,
Both your eyeballs will be taken.
They'll be plucked out of your head holes,
And shown to your body.
Which is now just a skeleton,
Cause he also ate the flesh.
He'll use your radius and ulna,
For a toothpick for his hell-mouth......

Girl your just like an angel,
When I lift you up so high over my head,
And when we practice in the water,
I can't quench my desire,
No matter how wet you get.

Earlys Song
I brought her lots of pine-cone liquor, for chuggin',
I gave her eight strong arms worth of huggin',
Two hearts in love, we would frolic in the sand,
She tossed me up and caught me in her meaty hands,
I was walking tall, my backbone straight,
That ain't easy for invertebrates,
But the tide would turn and this squid would learn,
I'd meet my match then I'd get burned,
Then we laid down and conceived us a youngerd,
But she forsook me and our son for another,
I'd been so proud of our little family clan,
'till I caught her trading tongues with old snake man,
Now she's officially my ex, although I really do miss the sex,
To her I shall not return,
I met my match and I got burned,
Yes I've cut her from my heart,
Like a big loud stinking fart,
To her I shall never return,
I met my match and I got burned, burned, burned.

Powerballad
I stare into space,
When will that time and place arrive,
I know your out there girl,
I just haven't found you,
Where is the one true love for me?

[chorus]Crying in the rain,
But my tears can't hide the pain,
I'm lost without you girl,
I wish I only knew your name,
Another night on the road,
Another sold out show.
I'm so lonley, that I just want to explode.
When the stage lights go down,
After the last encore,
I hope your waiting in the light,
By the back stage door.

Youth, fame and money,
I've got it all girl,
But what I don't have is you.

[chorus repeat]

I can't face the night alone,
Girl I need you here beside me,
And I won't waste another day,
Without your warm embrace to guide me,
Now ride me.

Another night on the road,
Another sold out show.
I'm so lonley, that I just want to explode.
When the stage lights go down,
After the last encore,
I pray your waiting in the light,
By the backstage door.

I'll be waiting baby,
I'm so lonley yea,
Come and get me girl!
Wear something sexy so I know it's you.

Hoofprints
We walked side by side throught the sands of time,
Your tiny mortal hand clutching mine and you asked me,
"Dark master where did your hoofprints go, during my hardest times?"
My son I never left you, that was when I stood on the small of your back,
And dug my spurs deep into your thighs.
You see that pool of blood over there?
Yea thats your divorce, the second one?
The one you said you'd do anything to make it work, You remember that?
That was me, making sure the cocaine was always around,
As I ran your carcass through an impossibly small hole,
Into a sea of flaming hot human feces,
When you can't draw a breath, yet your lungs are filled,
With that same flaming hot human feces,
No matter how fast you run or where you hide,
Know this, I am always with you,
Amused by your pathetic attempts to escape,
And I laugh like this, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.