List of demands..... for when I take my assault rifle for a walk to the top of the bell-tower.
Thursday, 21. August 2008, 10:44:38
- I demand an elevator be installed into the bell-tower.
- I demand the negotiator be no more than three days from retirement.
- I demand all reality television be scraped, if necessary a contest will be held where everyone ever involved in reality TV will fight it out to the death in a cage. (Winner will do victory laps in a minefield)
- I demand that all animal testing be abolished. (Members of PETA will take the animals place).
- I demand Canada apologise for Celine Dion & Bryan Adams.
- I demand an extra apology from French Canadians, just because.
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I demand reparations for any wrongdoing ever inflicted upon my ancestors.Wait that ones just stupid.
- I demand to know what the hell Americans did with all those vowels.
- I demand that cable "news" networks wait until they actually know a damn things about me before they blame video games, Marilyn Manson, pornography, rap for this situation.
- I demand that when the "news" networks find out that they are in fact the reason, they just go ahead and blame it on the smurfs.
- I demand to know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
- I demand that all those who bring up the 1st Amendment when it has no bearing on a subject be dragged out into the street and have their tongues removed. (Paid for by a private sector billionaire and contracted to a private sector company)
- I demand that someone fuck the MPAA/RIAA. If only to shut up digg users.
- I demand that all politicians be given a bag of pretzels and plenty of alone time.
- I demand to know whether the chicken or the egg came first.
- I demand to know who figured out you could get milk from a cow and what he though he was doing.
- I demand to know how we can get a man on the moon but not on Ellen DeGeneres.
- I demand everyone within a one mile radius of the bell-tower line up single file. (Bullets aren't cheap).
- I demand that when this is over, that a guy in a suit and a country singer sit down in a "news" studio and over-simplify the issue of gun control.
- I demand that my "Get out of jail free" card from my monopoly set be honoured in the real world.
Plenty more to add.
WIDGETIZE
By MistyPoet, # 22. August 2008, 06:19:00
What vowels did Americans do away with?
By H82typ, # 28. August 2008, 17:42:00
U mainly. Color, endevor, favor, neighbor.
No the cops here are all unter 5'6 I'm hoping to knock them down and get a turtle effect going.
By BleedingHeart, # 28. August 2008, 19:19:25
By misschristie, # 3. September 2008, 22:01:40
By BleedingHeart, # 4. September 2008, 12:17:43
By BleedingHeart, # 4. September 2008, 12:20:28
By misschristie, # 4. September 2008, 19:05:41
(I like it)
Think u could bring that riffle ova here and do me a favour lol
By LilSteph, # 10. September 2008, 20:01:50
By MistyPoet, # 10. September 2008, 20:28:29
By BleedingHeart, # 11. September 2008, 04:40:58
By H82typ, # 11. September 2008, 07:31:12
By MistyPoet, # 16. September 2008, 13:25:50