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An
Indian is calmly having his
breakfast when an American,
typically
chewing gum, sits down beside
him. The Indian ignores the
American who
begins to chat:
The American: Do you eat that
bread-entirely?
The Indian: Of course!
The American: We do not. We
only eat the inner part; the crust is
put in
a container, later processed,
transformed into flour and then
sold to
India.
The Indian says nothing.
The American continues: Do you
eat this jelly with the bread?
The Indian repeats: Of course.
The American: We do not. We eat
our fresh fruits for breakfast; we
keep all
the peels and seeds in containers.
Later we process it, and
transform it into jelly and then we
sell it to India.
The Indian asks: And what do you
do with the condoms after you use
them?
American: We throw them away,
of course!
Indian: We do not..! We keep
them in containers, process them,
transform
them into chewing gum and then
sell it to The United States.