A Year in a day in a Life

I'm feeling better today.....Yeah sure.....Think I'll stop watching so much TV. (Those weird progs about psychic phenomena drive me nuts! Talkin'with Johnny were ya? Yeah right.)
Then again, If you were a ghost and wanted to do what ghosts do, which is apparently to look very thin while freakin people out, then maybe you'd hang around one of those 'Psychicy' dudes in hopes they heard at least 5% of what you might be sayin'to ém.... If you were a ghost you understand.
That's a thought, if ghosts are supposed to be non-physical, as in their forms have no measureable mass, then could it be possible for ém to travel in time? And if they did would they end up sticking their etherial heads up their etherial posteriors? (that paradoxical thingy of existing in a time before you existed in the first place.) Hmmmm, a loopy loonie polterpest. ...Now where have I heard that one before?
Maybe it was a story I made up one lifetime or another, and there's this silly ghost that follows me around whispering things from long ago and far away in my ear....'What's that?' Hmm.....I think that critter's got a temporal squid in its head.
Maybe it's one of those screwy aliens pretending to be a ghost.(They're psychic ya know.) Yeah sure, and this particular one is bored to tears so he plays games with the planets best known psychics to pass the time. Then maybe recreates images people imagine in wheat and corn fields like that famous crop circle that looks exactly like the Logo used at the beginning of that TV series LEX.>