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Top Ten Movies

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10. The Wall - This movie brings the jaded cynic out of even the most innocent child.
9. Lost in Translation - This movie opens with a shot of Scarlett Johansson's butt. I don't (care to?) remember anything else.
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7. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Science of Sleep
6. Delicatessen, The City of Lost Children, Amélie and A Very Long Engagement - These movies bring the innocent child out of even the most jaded cynic.
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4. Eyes Wide Shut - This movie simultaneously turns you on and terrifies you.
3. House of D - This movie makes you laugh until you cry and cry until you laugh.
2. Dead Poets Society - This movie introduces Mr. Keating with his whistled rendition of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. Why haven't I had a teacher like that?
1. Adaptation - This movie is about this movie.

Radiohead

When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
With your opinion which is of no consequence... at... all.

Vomit

Do you ever get that sick feeling, like you want to vomit, but you can't vomit, because that sick feeling is all you are?

One Negative Sign

I'd forgotten one negative sign, which caused Gray Matter (my chess engine) to pursue draws instead of checkmates! One negative sign.

Bill Hicks

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it, man — makes me f***in' sick. It's a round world last time I checked.

My Obsession with Chess

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I couldn't move. I couldn't move. I couldn't move. Because it wasn't my move.



I found this comic several years ago. I googled for chess and hit next, next, next until the results got weird. Now, having read the comic, I can't think of a more perfect way to have found it.

Oscar Wilde

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

Morton's Law: If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.

Vladimir Pokhilko

I'VE BEEN EATEN ALIVE.

VLADIMIR.

JUST REMEMBER THAT I AM EXIST

THE DAVIL.



I wish I could've met this man. Click here and scroll all the way to the bottom of the page.

Essay

If I were a journalist, I'd write an essay entitled: U.S. Foreign Policy: Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

Tyler Durden: Clever. How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
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