My OperaCountering The Allegations of a Raving Lunatic
Wednesday, February 7, 2007 1:43:27 AM
Some of you may read my blog and follow the links to my gravitationally challenged friend Mick. He has recently updated his blog with allegations about me which are uncategorically false.I wish to set the record straight. Some of the things on his blog are true. I did drive to Scotchland, to Hillbilly central.
We did go to Howling Mad Kenny's to watch the 6 Nations cup on the telly. Since I was the only non Scot in attendance I was forced to wear a disguise to blend in with the rest. As I was the only sober one in attendance I was forced to drink a beer through a tube making it try to spray out my nose. I am just glad is was beer and not that Buckfast stuff that Vernon claimed to be beer.
Mick did have a curry, but here the story starts to stray. It may not have been such a wee curry, and I am sure I saw sparks flying from the cutlery.
Following the Curry we did walk down to the Village Idiot to watch a band, and Deke did accompany us, however by the time we reached the pub, Mic was already starting to take on the appearance of a very troubled man, and his condition continued to deteriorate after we returned to the A&E. Eddie, on the other hand, appeared quite relaxed as he tried to text the Al Qaemist to see what colour of sheet he was wearing.
Next time perhaps Mick will bring a camera, and maybe next time Kim will tell us what she is wearing...
I'm on my way home to see the family. Yahoo!
Gratuitous Cute Baby Pic
Gratuitous airtime shot.
Cheers
The Hoov
We did go to Howling Mad Kenny's to watch the 6 Nations cup on the telly. Since I was the only non Scot in attendance I was forced to wear a disguise to blend in with the rest. As I was the only sober one in attendance I was forced to drink a beer through a tube making it try to spray out my nose. I am just glad is was beer and not that Buckfast stuff that Vernon claimed to be beer.
Mick did have a curry, but here the story starts to stray. It may not have been such a wee curry, and I am sure I saw sparks flying from the cutlery.
Following the Curry we did walk down to the Village Idiot to watch a band, and Deke did accompany us, however by the time we reached the pub, Mic was already starting to take on the appearance of a very troubled man, and his condition continued to deteriorate after we returned to the A&E. Eddie, on the other hand, appeared quite relaxed as he tried to text the Al Qaemist to see what colour of sheet he was wearing.
Next time perhaps Mick will bring a camera, and maybe next time Kim will tell us what she is wearing...
I'm on my way home to see the family. Yahoo!
Gratuitous Cute Baby Pic
Gratuitous airtime shot.
Cheers
The Hoov
moickel # Wednesday, February 7, 2007 3:45:18 PM
I think the truth will out......there will be other times,.....and cameras......and there is a wet patch on Eddie's carpet where you dribbled onto it.
Until the next time mon ami....
P.S. Why was I sticking chewing gum on my face?
Moickel
Al Qaemist # Thursday, February 8, 2007 2:28:50 PM
Having witnessed the shandy drinking lightweightness of the colonial on several previous occasions, I know who I believe.