My OperaWhy Adults Shouldn't Take Drugs
Saturday, May 12, 2007 3:38:17 PM
As part of my rapid weightloss program, I was sitting in McDonalds yesterday morning, watching the news. I snorked a piece of McMuffin out my nose when I heard the story about the Detroit (Dearborn actually) Police officer who OD'd and called 911. The story goes that he busted someone for dope, kept the pot, brought it home and made brownies which he and his wife then ate. A little while later he calls 911. A very loose transcript is as follows:
911 Operator: Hello 911
Stoned Cop: Hi, I think we have overdosed, we need help.
911: What did you take?
Cop: Marijuana
911: Who is there with you?
Cop: My wife
911: How much did you take?
Cop: I don't know. We ate some brownies
911: Who made the brownies?
Cop: We did
911: How much did you put in?
Cop: I don't know, I think we are dying.
911: Was it like a bag?
Cop: We are dead, please send rescue
911: How much did you eat
Cop: My wife has stopped breathing
911: Where is she?
Cop: Oh she is breathing, What's the score in the Detroit Red Wings Game?
911: What??!?
Cop: The hockey game, what's the score?
Right about then I lost it.
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Bryan
911 Operator: Hello 911
Stoned Cop: Hi, I think we have overdosed, we need help.
911: What did you take?
Cop: Marijuana
911: Who is there with you?
Cop: My wife
911: How much did you take?
Cop: I don't know. We ate some brownies
911: Who made the brownies?
Cop: We did
911: How much did you put in?
Cop: I don't know, I think we are dying.
911: Was it like a bag?
Cop: We are dead, please send rescue
911: How much did you eat
Cop: My wife has stopped breathing
911: Where is she?
Cop: Oh she is breathing, What's the score in the Detroit Red Wings Game?
911: What??!?
Cop: The hockey game, what's the score?
Right about then I lost it.
Read the full story here
Bryan
