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The Adventures of Bryan and Friends

I Have Been Lapped

Last evening, Friday, I was sitting enjoying a beer, waiting for my dinner, when Young Mr Hunter called. He inquired as to my whereabouts, and the state of my sobriety. When I informed him that I was on my second pint, he quickly informed me,

"You have been lapped"

. Now given that Mr Hunter had a several hour head start on me, I expected to be a bit behind, but I was shocked that I was so far down, right out of the gate. On further reflection, I consoled myself with the fact that I was saving room for one of Giordano's famous stuffed Pizza's.


In keeping with my support for Mick's continuing struggle, and my own personal rapid weight loss program (RWLP), I limited my intake to 3 pieces. Besides, there were 3 other people at the table with me, and they all wanted a piece.

On a more somber note
RIP "Robert Craig 'Evel' Knievel October 17, 1938 - November 30, 2007."

"Anybody can jump a motorcycle, the trouble begins when you try to land it."


Cheers
One Lap Down Bryan

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