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Big Boy Club Membership 2009

It has taken a while but the final weigh in for the 2009 Big Boys club has been completed. The first weigh in happened on Boxing Day at our party. Scotty was away on vacation and his weight was not verified until last weekend at their annual Ground Hogs Day Eve Party / Soup contest. It was a bit of a bonus on the Boxing Day Weigh in, as Grant was over from Aus, and his membership could be verified. The

Aussies have slightly different rules, so it was difficult to know if he really was a member or not. I forgot to pull out my camera on Boxing Day, so there are no pictures of the weigh in, only some of the silly games we played later.
I did bring the camera to the G.H.D.E. Party. This year Jerry squeaked in just over the 200 mark at 201 lbs. I think he may have stuffed his pockets to get in though. Here we see Jerry admiring Jay's entry.

Mike outdid himself and we had to create a new Platinum Elite Category. On his Christmas Day weigh in he claims he was at 264lbs , but by Boxing Day was back down to 258 lbs. He immediately pulled his chair up to our buffet table for a 20 course meal in attempt to reclaim that higher mark. (Editors note: I would not want to have been the next guy in the bathroom after that 8lb deposit)

Here we see Scottie's weigh in

and his supporting proof of belly shot.

The final results were
Big Mick - Platinum Elite Member and Grand Pooh-Ba 258
Jay - 218
Grant - 217
Scotty - 215
Me - 207 , but working hard to catch up
Jerry - Probationary memeber 201
No word from Mick or Glen on the depth of their respective footprints. Baja Dan reports that he is closing in on Big Mick, but no verification has been provided.

Cheers
Off to the breakfast table Bryan

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Comments

Al QaemistAlQaemist Monday, February 9, 2009 11:36:05 AM

Armatures the lot of ya’s. :-)

moickel Monday, February 9, 2009 4:03:23 PM

to my complete and utter shame I am currently coming in at 203. I am not worthy to even carry Big Micks lunch. Please pass on my apologies to the worms....Jay is looking good!

Bryan CoxBryanCox Tuesday, February 10, 2009 6:01:03 AM

203 my arse. Either you have stopped eating since leaving the Colonies, or you have bought shares in Jenny Craig. Your weight is dropping faster than my stock market investments.

moickel Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:34:29 PM

I kid you not! I was up at 211 and the trousers were cutting off the blood supply to my feet! So i am trying to get down to a weight where Ted only calls me fatty and not obese boy!
P.S. stock market investments! Serves you right ya capitalist pig dog! should have invested in hops!

Al QaemistAlQaemist Tuesday, February 10, 2009 4:26:42 PM

Mick I'm really surprised at 203, did you have both legs on the scales?

I tip the scales at a modest 273 - I win, or lose or whatever

Bryan CoxBryanCox Tuesday, February 10, 2009 10:47:27 PM

G-Man. We shall now be turning East and bowing to the new exalted leader. We are humbled by your presence.

moickel Wednesday, February 11, 2009 8:27:31 AM

273!!!! Ted has a theory that this increase in weight is a directly related to you and him not working together anymore. The point being that no-one is pointing out your general change of shape. Is this true? Also, let me make this clear...if 203 is 14 stone 7 lbs then that is wot I is

MikeMike776 Thursday, February 12, 2009 5:29:25 AM

You've gone too far Tug Reeb. To slander my two time award winning soup and to claim I was somehow tampering with the voting is ludicrous. I can handle that part because when a cultured soup such as mine is fed to trailer park folks it's no wonder a cheeseburger soup won. No this isn't the part that irks me ....your claim to be 207 Lbs is the biggest lie that has ever been posted. How dare you mislead these good (potatoe & Leek eating) people. Just wanted to set the record straight.

PS Last year's soup was called "Casa de Leek". How was I suppose to know the house would be full of Mexican's and it translates to "House of Pee"

Glen Rothglener1 Monday, February 16, 2009 6:35:52 AM

wholly crap... A bunch a heavy weights.... Okay, at Christmas I topped the scale at 205lbs (heaviest ever). Now, I hate to admit it, but I am lightweight at 184lbs. Moickel, you're doing okay! 203 is respectable. I am very concerned about dealing with my trades now on the job site and am hoping and would be honored if I can call you heavy weights in should I need some additional weight to throw around.

MikeMike776 Friday, February 27, 2009 5:39:16 AM

What do you think of the drunken Shrek photo ?cheers

Bryan CoxBryanCox Saturday, March 14, 2009 10:42:58 PM

First Steven Page is drug addict and now Shrek is headed to rehab. All my childhood dreams are being shattered

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