Fat Guy Follies

The Bastard! So earlier today I was sitting at home on my rock, bummed out because my girlfriend has gone out of town to visit her sick Aunt, and bored because I don't have a navel to contemplate. Then a copy of some tabloid blows by, and I spot this paparazzi picture. That's the last time I do anything with that dog. He already has a girl. Why does he need 2? Just because I have an allergic reaction to peanut products.....
That does it, I'm going to ask that cute gecko two rocks over if she want's to head over to that dead cow and eat some flies tonight.

Lizard