Fat Guy Follies

My friend Eddie Hunter is a firm believer in global warming. Ever since hearing of it several years ago, he has been earnestly studying it's effects and how to speed it's onset to the point that Eddie is singlehandedly taking credit for Scotland actually having a summer this year. 3 Years ago, prior to the start of his "Feel the Heat" program, he missed the Scots summer, because he went to get a hair cut. This year, Great Britian has seen 2 consecutive weeks of hot, hot summer weather, some of which even made it to Glasgow, and up the hill to East Kilbride. Eddie credits this to his constant barrage of the Ozone layer. Everyday after work he comes home, steps back out side and sprays 2 or 3 cans of hairspray at the heavens. When running down to the chippy or curry house for a takeaway, he leaves his car running outside. When asked about it, he admitted the risk of theft was a bit higher, "but look at the upside,in another couple of years I'll be able to ride my motorcycle year round".


Cheers
Bryan

PS. Mick, the singer in Eddie's Band is going to Guest Blog for me.