My OperaToilet Humour
Sunday, August 20, 2006 5:16:35 AM
Have you ever wondered why the phone always rings while you are sitting on the toilet? I discovered last week that there is some form of electronic wizadry that detects when you are suitably indisposed. I found this out because last Friday I took delivery of a new Motorola RAZR V3c cell phone. It comes equipped with all the latest wizadry, allowing me to get close to Broadband internet connections on my laptop while driving down the freeway. Actually Kim was using the laptop, allowing me to focus some of my attention on driving, but I digress.
Last week was Kim's family vacation at Green Lake. I took my new cell phone only to find out that the closest cell tower was 15 km away, and I could not make or receive any calls, until one morning I was sitting in outhouse number 2 and my phone rang. I was able to carry on a perfect conversation while sitting having my morning constitutional. Exactly how this technology works is beyond me, but it seemed flawless in it's operation. If you talked to me on the phone last week, I was sitting in the one on the left.....
The good thing about an outhouse, is no one can hear you flush.
Cheers
Bryan
Thanks Aunt Donna for suggesting this topic.
Last week was Kim's family vacation at Green Lake. I took my new cell phone only to find out that the closest cell tower was 15 km away, and I could not make or receive any calls, until one morning I was sitting in outhouse number 2 and my phone rang. I was able to carry on a perfect conversation while sitting having my morning constitutional. Exactly how this technology works is beyond me, but it seemed flawless in it's operation. If you talked to me on the phone last week, I was sitting in the one on the left.....
The good thing about an outhouse, is no one can hear you flush.
Cheers
Bryan
Thanks Aunt Donna for suggesting this topic.
