Fat Guy Follies

I have been doing a lot of soul searching the last week. I feel that I am heading into a new decade, and should at least make some resolutions. So far I have only come up with 4. They are:

1) Drink more expensive Wine. - We had a few very nice bottles of wine this holiday season and I often hear that life is too short to drink cheap wine.

2) Get More Exercise

3) Spend more time with my family

4) Try to not be the only person at the table going back for third helpings every meal.

The implications of my resolutions are:

1)I am trying to find richer friends to invite us for dinner - I can't afford $50 bottles every night

2) I have started parking in the back lot at McDonalds and walking to the counter rather than taking the drive through

3) Three more dirt bikes have been ordered.

4) I am trying to find fatter friends to eat with.

Cheers
You say you want a revolution Bryan