By Mick-E.
Monday, 19. February 2007, 22:39:39
The Congregation, Announcements
Be On Look-Out for
LWU aka PLB aka Little White Unicorn

Height: 2-3 cm 6-7cm
Hair: White
Eyes: Black
Distinguishing Features: Gold horn in center of forehead
And what is described as an "Asian inscription" tattooed on her stomach
Last Seen: Brother Louis' apartment
LWU has recently expressed an interest in foreign travel. Therefore, Church members outside Canada should exercise extra vigilance.
Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of LWU please leave a comment.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
The Irreverend Mick, COTWG

By Mick-E.
Wednesday, 14. February 2007, 02:20:21
Birthday, Announcements
Ok, I'm a little late. Let's call it "fashionable".
Best wishes to Sister Isabel! I hope you took a little time from posting and commenting to blow out your candles and have a piece of cake.
Images from
Useless Graphics---------------------
EDIT:
I just learned that today is Sister Melissa's Birthday too.

By Mick-E.
Monday, 12. February 2007, 01:50:14
MOTW, Announcements
Greetings all,
I'm sure by now you've heard the news, but just in case
Check out the latest Member of the Week!!!Why Sister San is only now bestowed with this honor must be put down to some glaring oversight by the server

s .
All I can say is congratulations San - and Lola

. The church wouldn't be the same without you. In fact, it might not even be.
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Once I realised that I'd nearly missed San's big moment I thought I had better check back to see if there was anyone else I'd missed.

Sure enough,
Brother Marcus was the first MOTW for 2007.and before that
Sister Maya, our newest member, had the honor.Ok, technically she hadn't joined the church yet, but we won't hold it against her.
So a big cheer to all these M(s)OTW

By Mick-E.
Sunday, 4. February 2007, 14:30:36
Welcome, The Congregation, Announcements
A few pieces of news from your tardy Irreverend.
First off, a long overdue welcome to our newest member
Sister Maya

And a welcome back to Brother Tech,
who has returned after a little sabatical.
And let's not forget
Brother Dan's big news 
which made
the headlines in the OC.
Finally, Sister Elly is looking for some
positive vibes today, let's help if we can.
I think that has us all caught up. Please let me know if I missed anything.
Sister San has kindly pointed out that I missed to very important birthdays.
A belated Happy Birthday to two of the Church's founding members!
Brother Louis
and the good woman herself,
Sister San
