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The Church of the Walker's God

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Offering time

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In these times of uncertainty with all the talking about climate changes, I think that it would be safer if we give to Walky a little offering. I’m not thinking about sacrificed lambs or children but anything like burnt cookware pieces or other burnt objects will be fine. I know that Brother Hungryghost and Sister Ally have already made their contribution.
So if you want to walk in the best weather conditions this summer, give a little something to Walky, I’m sure he will be grateful. :angel: :happy:

Upload your offering photos here: Sacrificed pots, kettles & Co

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Oh dear I don't have anything to offer! :frown: However, I did go for a walk yesterday and got a sunburn on my chest. Will that do?

By sanshan, # 29. April 2007, 17:19:12

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Great idea Brother Louis :up:

Unfortunately I don't have any pots and kettles either. :cry: Could we open it up to any sort of a burnt offering?

By Mickeyjoe_irl, # 29. April 2007, 20:45:45

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I could easily burn some toast...

By sanshan, # 29. April 2007, 23:09:24

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Burnt chest or toast, as long as it wasn't supposed to be burn at the origin! :D

By volkuro, # 30. April 2007, 02:32:53

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My burnt offerings here and here.

By Mickeyjoe_irl, # 30. April 2007, 09:47:43

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Sister San, I'm sure you will be able to contribute something burned.
Maybe you have to borrow the flamethrower. :D

By ALLY_G, # 1. May 2007, 06:37:13

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:furious: THE FLAMETHROWER IS FOR OFFICIAL CHURCH EMERGENCIES ONLY!

Sorry, sorry :o: :angel: The flame thrower is a sensitve subject. I really should get rid of the darn thing

By Mickeyjoe_irl, # 1. May 2007, 09:52:48

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Hmmmm!!
Does this mean I have to start burning things again?

By sprogger, # 1. May 2007, 23:30:19

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:rolleyes: Why do I even bother... :lol:

By Mickeyjoe_irl, # 2. May 2007, 15:46:44

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Have burned a few things lately mostly when cooking breakfast, did not take a picture of it though...
Did that this morning in fact...

WIll take a picture next time and yeah it happens at least a few times every week, mostly because i am a little rushy in the morning...

But I think it works... I have been blessed with amazing walking weather lately...
Have done three long walks during the week, but it is easy now, the sun does not set completely until around midnight:D

By Duplo, # 12. May 2007, 00:31:55

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Burnt breakfast meals, I'm sure Walky will appreciate! :D

By volkuro, # 12. May 2007, 01:02:18

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I know, I know, it is unbelievable... :rolleyes:
but I did it again... :yikes:
:headbang: :headbang: yesterday I didn't mind the potatoes...

You can find the newest photos here:
http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=4039045
and here:
http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=4039046

Please, no indecent comments! p:

By ALLY_G, # 26. May 2007, 06:51:26

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:lol: I think this album will become very funny with time! :up:

By volkuro, # 26. May 2007, 14:44:14

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:insane:
nevertheless: the potatoe salat was deli
:D

By ALLY_G, # 27. May 2007, 08:40:25

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I have this overwhelming desire to burn something now! Curses!

By sanshan, # 28. May 2007, 03:12:02

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:yikes: Sister San, why that?

By ALLY_G, # 28. May 2007, 09:18:29

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Because I have nothing to offer Walky!

By sanshan, # 28. May 2007, 15:15:04

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Nothing? Not only a little pot?
Or a very small frying pan?
Or a pan cake? (the Irreverent maybe will grumble) :eek:

How can we help you?

By ALLY_G, # 28. May 2007, 15:31:10

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Send your prayers here .

By sanshan, # 28. May 2007, 15:51:00

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I could live with a burnt pancake. (It's under-done ones I can't stand, but that's another story.)

Still, the pyromaniac tendencies among the congregation are worrying.

I guess what I'd really like to see is someone torching an old pair of hiking boots. Though that could be messy.

By Mickeyjoe_irl, # 28. May 2007, 16:50:21

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Don't tempt me Father! :devil:

By volkuro, # 29. May 2007, 02:47:34

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Please, forgive me, Father Mickey,
but what can I do, burned is burned... :rolleyes:

:idea: Okay, now I know:
I could offer yet 2 pairs of old hiking shoes (no, not boots). :D

By ALLY_G, # 29. May 2007, 15:46:31

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What am I to do with you lot? :rolleyes: :lol:

Do what you must, just try to keep any fires under control.

By Mickeyjoe_irl, # 29. May 2007, 15:59:16

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Yesss, I will try it. :angel:

But I don't promise something. :devil:

By ALLY_G, # 29. May 2007, 16:04:47

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Praise be, my prayers have been answered. :angel:

By sanshan, # 29. May 2007, 16:59:07

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And my nightmares are coming true :yikes:

By Mickeyjoe_irl, # 30. May 2007, 00:44:56

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YESH!!!! Finally I burnt sumthink...go see! :D

By sanshan, # 2. June 2007, 02:47:42

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Good for you San :hat:

By Mickeyjoe_irl, # 2. June 2007, 12:08:52

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