The Church of the Walker's God

Offering time

By Louisvolkuro. Sunday, April 29, 2007 5:00:28 PM

In these times of uncertainty with all the talking about climate changes, I think that it would be safer if we give to Walky a little offering. I’m not thinking about sacrificed lambs or children but anything like burnt cookware pieces or other burnt objects will be fine. I know that Brother Hungryghost and Sister Ally have already made their contribution.
So if you want to walk in the best weather conditions this summer, give a little something to Walky, I’m sure he will be grateful.

Upload your offering photos here: Sacrificed pots, kettles & Co

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Comments

Sansanshan # Sunday, April 29, 2007 5:19:12 PM

Oh dear I don't have anything to offer!

However, I did go for a walk yesterday and got a sunburn on my chest. Will that do?

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Sunday, April 29, 2007 8:45:45 PM

Great idea Brother Louis

Unfortunately I don't have any pots and kettles either.

Could we open it up to any sort of a burnt offering?

Sansanshan # Sunday, April 29, 2007 11:09:24 PM

I could easily burn some toast...

Louisvolkuro # Monday, April 30, 2007 2:32:53 AM

Burnt chest or toast, as long as it wasn't supposed to be burn at the origin!

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Monday, April 30, 2007 8:51:15 AM

"MIND THE POT" is added.

You can find it here http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=3759593 and here http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=3759594

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Monday, April 30, 2007 9:47:43 AM

My burnt offerings here and here.

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Tuesday, May 1, 2007 6:37:13 AM

Sister San, I'm sure you will be able to contribute something burned.
Maybe you have to borrow the flamethrower.

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Tuesday, May 1, 2007 9:52:48 AM

THE FLAMETHROWER IS FOR OFFICIAL CHURCH EMERGENCIES ONLY!

Sorry, sorry

The flame thrower is a sensitve subject. I really should get rid of the darn thing

Sprogger McSprogsprogger # Tuesday, May 1, 2007 11:30:19 PM

Hmmmm!!
Does this mean I have to start burning things again?

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, May 2, 2007 3:46:44 PM

Why do I even bother...

Thomas Bojer EltorpDuplo # Saturday, May 12, 2007 12:31:55 AM

Have burned a few things lately mostly when cooking breakfast, did not take a picture of it though...
Did that this morning in fact...

WIll take a picture next time and yeah it happens at least a few times every week, mostly because i am a little rushy in the morning...

But I think it works... I have been blessed with amazing walking weather lately...
Have done three long walks during the week, but it is easy now, the sun does not set completely until around midnight:D

Louisvolkuro # Saturday, May 12, 2007 1:02:18 AM

Burnt breakfast meals, I'm sure Walky will appreciate!

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Saturday, May 26, 2007 6:51:26 AM

I know, I know, it is unbelievable...

but I did it again...

yesterday I didn't mind the potatoes...

You can find the newest photos here:
http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=4039045
and here:
http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=4039046

Please, no indecent comments!

Louisvolkuro # Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:44:14 PM

I think this album will become very funny with time!

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Sunday, May 27, 2007 8:40:25 AM

nevertheless: the potatoe salat was deli

Sansanshan # Monday, May 28, 2007 3:12:02 AM

I have this overwhelming desire to burn something now! Curses!

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Monday, May 28, 2007 9:18:29 AM

Sister San, why that?

Sansanshan # Monday, May 28, 2007 3:15:04 PM

Because I have nothing to offer Walky!

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Monday, May 28, 2007 3:31:10 PM

Nothing? Not only a little pot?
Or a very small frying pan?
Or a pan cake? (the Irreverent maybe will grumble)

How can we help you?

Sansanshan # Monday, May 28, 2007 3:51:00 PM

Send your prayers here .

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Monday, May 28, 2007 4:50:21 PM

I could live with a burnt pancake. (It's under-done ones I can't stand, but that's another story.)

Still, the pyromaniac tendencies among the congregation are worrying.

I guess what I'd really like to see is someone torching an old pair of hiking boots. Though that could be messy.

Louisvolkuro # Tuesday, May 29, 2007 2:47:34 AM

Don't tempt me Father!

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Tuesday, May 29, 2007 3:46:31 PM

Please, forgive me, Father Mickey,
but what can I do, burned is burned...

Okay, now I know:
I could offer yet 2 pairs of old hiking shoes (no, not boots).

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Tuesday, May 29, 2007 3:59:16 PM

What am I to do with you lot?

Do what you must, just try to keep any fires under control.

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Tuesday, May 29, 2007 4:04:47 PM

Yesss, I will try it.

But I don't promise something.

Sansanshan # Tuesday, May 29, 2007 4:59:07 PM