The Church of the Walker's God

Offering time

By Louis. Sunday, 29. April 2007, 17:00:28

In these times of uncertainty with all the talking about climate changes, I think that it would be safer if we give to Walky a little offering. I’m not thinking about sacrificed lambs or children but anything like burnt cookware pieces or other burnt objects will be fine. I know that Brother Hungryghost and Sister Ally have already made their contribution.
So if you want to walk in the best weather conditions this summer, give a little something to Walky, I’m sure he will be grateful.

Upload your offering photos here: Sacrificed pots, kettles & Co

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Comments

sanshan # 29. April 2007, 17:19

Oh dear I don't have anything to offer!

However, I did go for a walk yesterday and got a sunburn on my chest. Will that do?

Mickeyjoe_irl # 29. April 2007, 20:45

Great idea Brother Louis

Unfortunately I don't have any pots and kettles either.

Could we open it up to any sort of a burnt offering?

sanshan # 29. April 2007, 23:09

I could easily burn some toast...

volkuro # 30. April 2007, 02:32

Burnt chest or toast, as long as it wasn't supposed to be burn at the origin!

ALLY_G # 30. April 2007, 08:51

"MIND THE POT" is added.

You can find it here http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=3759593 and here http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=3759594

Mickeyjoe_irl # 30. April 2007, 09:47

My burnt offerings here and here.

ALLY_G # 1. May 2007, 06:37

Sister San, I'm sure you will be able to contribute something burned.
Maybe you have to borrow the flamethrower.

Mickeyjoe_irl # 1. May 2007, 09:52

THE FLAMETHROWER IS FOR OFFICIAL CHURCH EMERGENCIES ONLY!

Sorry, sorry

The flame thrower is a sensitve subject. I really should get rid of the darn thing

sprogger # 1. May 2007, 23:30

Hmmmm!!
Does this mean I have to start burning things again?

Mickeyjoe_irl # 2. May 2007, 15:46

Why do I even bother...

Duplo # 12. May 2007, 00:31

Have burned a few things lately mostly when cooking breakfast, did not take a picture of it though...
Did that this morning in fact...

WIll take a picture next time and yeah it happens at least a few times every week, mostly because i am a little rushy in the morning...

But I think it works... I have been blessed with amazing walking weather lately...
Have done three long walks during the week, but it is easy now, the sun does not set completely until around midnight:D

volkuro # 12. May 2007, 01:02

Burnt breakfast meals, I'm sure Walky will appreciate!

ALLY_G # 26. May 2007, 06:51

I know, I know, it is unbelievable...

but I did it again...

yesterday I didn't mind the potatoes...

You can find the newest photos here:
http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=4039045
and here:
http://my.opera.com/COTWG/albums/showpic.dml?album=253997&picture=4039046

Please, no indecent comments!

volkuro # 26. May 2007, 14:44

I think this album will become very funny with time!

ALLY_G # 27. May 2007, 08:40

nevertheless: the potatoe salat was deli

sanshan # 28. May 2007, 03:12

I have this overwhelming desire to burn something now! Curses!

ALLY_G # 28. May 2007, 09:18

Sister San, why that?

sanshan # 28. May 2007, 15:15

Because I have nothing to offer Walky!

ALLY_G # 28. May 2007, 15:31

Nothing? Not only a little pot?
Or a very small frying pan?
Or a pan cake? (the Irreverent maybe will grumble)

How can we help you?

sanshan # 28. May 2007, 15:51

Send your prayers here .

Mickeyjoe_irl # 28. May 2007, 16:50

I could live with a burnt pancake. (It's under-done ones I can't stand, but that's another story.)

Still, the pyromaniac tendencies among the congregation are worrying.

I guess what I'd really like to see is someone torching an old pair of hiking boots. Though that could be messy.

volkuro # 29. May 2007, 02:47

Don't tempt me Father!