The Church of the Walker's God

In the Beginning

By Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl. Sunday, July 16, 2006 2:49:11 AM

Typical, I've got so much I want to say I don't know where to start.

I guess the first thing is a disclaimer, just to get it out of the way.

This is not a real church. or any attempt to start one. Just a joke that developed a life of it's own. So don't take it seriously, I'm not.

Aside from that... who knows?

To (mis)quote Spike Milligan "If we don't have a plan, then nothing can go wrong."

Welcome Brothers and Sisters

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Sansanshan # Sunday, July 16, 2006 6:08:19 AM

Praise be

Sprogger McSprogsprogger # Sunday, July 16, 2006 11:41:35 AM

And there I was thinking I was joining an honest to god CULT, a new religion that would leave me brainwashed and pennyless on the side of a mountain.

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:47:40 PM

Well, if you insist, I'm sure we can work something out.

Allanricewood # Sunday, July 16, 2006 5:24:19 PM

Maybe we can even walk something out?

Wakajawaka # Monday, July 17, 2006 10:20:54 PM

Having spent my first 12 yrs attending Roman Catholic church every Sunday, I naturaly grew up to believe that organised religion has and will continue to be the root (read-excuse) of so much of the worlds evil in the name of the God of your choice.

CAN I STILL JOIN THE CLUB THOUGH ???

Sansanshan # Monday, July 17, 2006 11:21:32 PM

We're trying to make it more like a cult....

Louisvolkuro # Monday, July 17, 2006 11:26:35 PM

Hi Waka,

Until someone starts the Church of the sitting's God, there will be no war around here.

WELCOME!

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Monday, July 17, 2006 11:37:52 PM

Hey Waka,

CAN I STILL JOIN THE CLUB THOUGH ???

Absitively and posolutely

I was just about to send you an invite, but I see you beat me to the punch.

Don't worry, this is a disorganised religion and I intend to do my best to keep it that way.

:clown:

Dandovish # Friday, July 28, 2006 5:31:13 AM

Praise the Lard! Another church. Come visit the nuns of Dovish. We'll stroke your dogma if you'll stroke ours.

Sansanshan # Saturday, July 29, 2006 9:11:25 AM

Sometimes we take dogma for walkies but never ever stroke 'em. Not that kinda church.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Friday, August 4, 2006 7:52:04 PM

who is this "dovish" guy?

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Friday, August 4, 2006 8:33:26 PM

Well, Sister you can go see for yourself. But be warned, he takes Irreverend to a whole other level.

Not for children, conservatives, or anyone with the slighest regard for the Catholic church.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Friday, August 4, 2006 8:44:55 PM

I did! that´s why i asked.

well, he certainly listens to a different drum beat.

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Friday, August 4, 2006 9:07:01 PM

Presumably, he just wandered by for a look. Our doors are open to all.

However, I think he'll be happier with his own church.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Friday, August 4, 2006 9:08:11 PM

i am still in shock.

Sansanshan # Friday, August 4, 2006 10:57:09 PM

Yeah, it's kind of like driving by a car accident. You know you shouldn't look but you can't help yourself.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Saturday, August 5, 2006 12:29:14 AM

tell me about it...

gaby de wildegabydewilde # Wednesday, August 23, 2006 3:35:21 PM

this church is better as yours

http://www.venganza.org/

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Wednesday, August 23, 2006 3:38:11 PM

interesting, the spaghetti monster... how did they come up with that idea?

Sansanshan # Wednesday, August 23, 2006 4:11:43 PM

that's funny...

But how can any church be better than ours? Hmmm. Wars are started over those kinds of comments. Hmmmm.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Wednesday, August 23, 2006 7:22:24 PM

that is so true Sanshan.

respect all faiths!

no one´s faith is better than the others.
Believe in what you want to believe in...

Sansanshan # Wednesday, August 23, 2006 7:50:46 PM

And, although I agree their idea is really cool and very well done, ours really is like a little church/community however humble. If everyone in the world put down their guns and went for a walk, could you imagine ?

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Wednesday, August 23, 2006 10:45:34 PM

oh what a wonderful world it would become....

imagine all the people....

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, August 23, 2006 11:16:01 PM

Originally posted by gabydewilde:

this church is better as yours

Well gaby that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.

I do agree that any religion would be better if it were as the COTWG.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Wednesday, August 23, 2006 11:23:50 PM

Uwebfdolphin # Monday, August 28, 2006 4:21:39 PM

RE: Your invitation as new member

Dear administrators at
The Church of the Walker’s God,

I am deeply impressed that you choose me
for the invitation into your distinguished society.
And I appreciate the honor to be a member of it.
I am more than proud to accept this invitation.

Obviously you evalutated me weird enough to
qualify as a member.

But there is one little thing – and I hesitate to
confess my secret:

- I hate walking –

Now that this is said, I have to prospect for an excuse.

Maybe you could forgive me when I let you know, that
I grew up in a time, when gasoline was cheap and for
that reason I got used to drive instead to walk.

I only can solicit you to forgive my weakness.
If not so – may be there is a chance that I become
a member “honoris causa” - a COTWG member h.c.

I plead for your benevolently consideration

Uwe

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Monday, August 28, 2006 7:05:33 PM

A hate walking person!!! We need to convert!!!

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Monday, August 28, 2006 10:15:16 PM

Go to it Sister, but try not to be too hard on our newest member.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Monday, August 28, 2006 11:29:43 PM

we have to send him on a walking assignment... where does he live???
We have to do some careful research and choose a "walking" assignment for our new member and he will have to post photos afters!

Details!!!!

Sansanshan # Monday, August 28, 2006 11:41:55 PM

That's a great idea W.L. Let's make a list, each day complete one task:

1. Walk out of the house to the road.
2. Walk down the street 25 m. and back to the house.
3. Take communion (cinnamon bun and Walking spirits)
4. Walk around block thinking happy thoughts about Elke's flowers
5. Don't drive for one whole day.
6.....what else?

Louisvolkuro # Monday, August 28, 2006 11:50:21 PM

I know, #6 a cheese cake reward after every 5 km of walk!

Sansanshan # Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:56:35 AM

parfait!

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Tuesday, August 29, 2006 9:13:46 AM

That´s perfectly thought out.
How do we know he actually walked though????

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:40:18 PM

Hi dear blessed Irreverend, dear blessed Brothers and Sisters!

Thank you all for your help to make my hubby as a walker.
I guess, it will be a Mission Impossible...

But I can announce the happy message: the points 1,2 and 3 are already done!

I will work with him for the next steps and ask further for your assistance.
Maybe a little prayer could help?

Yours sincerely
Sister Elke

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:55:14 PM

aaah!

your hubby????

yoo hoo! this is going to be easier than we thought!

Mission: take him to a park. Make him walk a dog or something for a minimum 30 minutes. While walking, he has to take photos of a few trees and a few flowers. And if possible, that you be in the photos as proof!!!

Uwebfdolphin # Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:29:29 PM

Dear brothers and sisters,

I am overwhelmed by the kindness of you to integrate me
into your noble society.

Especially Sandy`s attempts to convert me and
on top of this give me an assingment make me musing.

The whole thing is topped by a “to do list”

Holy Lord, what’s coming over me?
If I had known before ………..

Thank God there is a nice guy like Mickeyjoe –
he really understands me and I only can confirm
his suggestion : DON’T BE TOO HARD ON ME

And I declare Louis as my #1 brother by his
proposal, to reward me with a cheese cake.
Well done Louis !!!!!

But it came as it had to come :
Elke jumped right into the idea of pushing me.
- What a shame -
She made we work off item 1 to 3 of this
rude assignment list !
And this under the worst conditions you could think of:
rain – cold – storm – boots – oilskin

but, believe it or not, I made it.
But I claim the cheese cake right now.
Otherwise I will not make one more step away from
my keyboard.

(well Isabel, it will not be that easy as you might think)

I wonder, which kind of nastiness you will propose next
and how deep you can involve Elke into your conspiracy ?

Uwe

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:32:03 PM

let´s see!!!!

you need some exercise!!!!

Sansanshan # Tuesday, August 29, 2006 4:11:00 PM

That's not fair! It's not a conspiracy yet, we were just in the planning stages.

Elke that list wasn't finalized and approved by the Irreverand yet.

What have we done?

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Tuesday, August 29, 2006 4:26:49 PM

bfdolphin is worried.

elke has taken the lead.

and the church loses the reins....

whoa......

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Tuesday, August 29, 2006 10:28:47 PM

Ye were doing so well without me sticking my nose in I decided to let you handle it among yourselves.

Don't make me have to come over there!