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By Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl. Monday, February 19, 2007 10:39:39 PM

Be On Look-Out for

LWU aka PLB aka Little White Unicorn

Height: ~~2-3 cm~~ 6-7cm

Hair: White

Eyes: Black

Distinguishing Features: Gold horn in center of forehead

And what is described as an "Asian inscription" tattooed on her stomach

Last Seen: Brother Louis' apartment

LWU has recently expressed an interest in foreign travel. Therefore, Church members outside Canada should exercise extra vigilance.

Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of LWU please leave a comment.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

The Irreverend Mick, COTWG

Happy Birthday IsabelNew Member. - Sister Casey

Comments

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Sprogger McSprogsprogger # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 1:42:53 AM

Horses always manage to give you the slip:D

Eliane a/k/a Ellymomable # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:05:45 AM

Hey, is this like a mobile geocache?

hungryghost # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:14:42 PM

Unicorns they're unpredictable...one moment they're there, then poof, they're gone.

Sansanshan # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:37:19 PM

They like to hide. Maybe she longs for the privacy she used to have.

hungryghost # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 6:15:13 PM

Well, when you're famous like LWU, you give up all hope of privacy I'm afraid with adoring throngs of fans wanting to be blessed by your presence....

Sansanshan # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 6:27:36 PM

Perhaps we should be looking for her in disguise then? Sunglasses? Shaved head?

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:21:56 PM

OMG!!!! That unicorn is popping up everywhere!

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:23:37 PM

If LWU gets a tattoo Sister San, I'm going to be very disillusioned.

Louisvolkuro # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:35:17 PM

From my memory, she was a bit taller than that maybe 6-7 cm. She also have a tattoo on her belly some kind of Asian inscription.

Thanks Irreverend for organising this information center. I will feel more at ease when I will know that she's safe and sane.

Louisvolkuro # Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:41:10 PM

It took me a long time to write my comment!

Now I guess I have disillusioned you Irreverend.

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 12:29:09 AM

That's ok Brother Louis, it's important that we have a full and accurate description.

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 12:31:47 AM

And at least she didn't just go out and get the tattoo as a silly rebellious gesture like some other celebrity...

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 9:45:55 AM

don´t give her any ideas....

Sprogger McSprogsprogger # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 2:22:12 PM

http://www.grandio.com/Baby+Unicorn+White-I-802-W-I-C-6828-C-.aspx
?????

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:00:18 PM

Thanks Brother Sprogger, I'll follow that up.

There were rumors she might be headed for Europe. Can anyone confirm or deny this?

Sprogger McSprogsprogger # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:12:34 PM

The strange thing is, every time she goes walkabout when she returns she quietly slips back into the community without any grand announcement.
We`ll have to keep our eyes pealed

Sansanshan # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:57:58 PM

That's definitely not her. Nostrils are too big and doesn't have that coy look on her face. Hope those ducks didn't get her.

hungryghost # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 4:39:58 PM

no definitely not her - that one looks like a coked-up unicorn who's seen better days and now lives in dodgy discos...

Sansanshan # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 4:42:32 PM

...at the Copa-copacabana

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:44:23 PM

I don't think LWU would be caught dead in that tacky bling either.

hungryghost # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:57:36 PM

no, gold chains like those are sooooo 1970s

Eliane a/k/a Ellymomable # Wednesday, February 21, 2007 9:58:21 PM

Hey, is this a male or female unicorn?????

Kiyokokiyoshi # Thursday, February 22, 2007 3:19:07 AM

the design is wonderful!

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Friday, February 23, 2007 12:32:51 AM

unicorns are female aren´t they???

Sansanshan # Friday, February 23, 2007 3:15:38 AM

I seem to remember that there was a hole on the underside.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Friday, February 23, 2007 10:04:50 AM

Eliane a/k/a Ellymomable # Saturday, February 24, 2007 6:39:17 PM

There have to be male unicorns or else there would be no baby unicorns!

Sansanshan # Saturday, February 24, 2007 7:05:00 PM

They're magical. Divine intervention.

Eliane a/k/a Ellymomable # Saturday, February 24, 2007 7:08:24 PM

Sansanshan # Sunday, February 25, 2007 6:24:51 AM

This is a church you know!

Eliane a/k/a Ellymomable # Monday, February 26, 2007 2:25:00 AM

OH, now I know: The Divine Miracle of Virgin Birth of Magical Unicorns!!!!!!!

Sprogger McSprogsprogger # Tuesday, February 27, 2007 5:02:05 AM

I think she may be gone into the witness protection program.
the crime
http://my.opera.com/volkuro/blog/barney

and here
http://my.opera.com/sanshan/blog/show.dml/776702

she saw it all and had to go in to hiding to avoid the wrath of Barney

Sansanshan # Tuesday, February 27, 2007 5:38:19 AM

Interesting theory. I can only imagine what her new identity may be. Where is she living, and under what name? I wonder if Amelie is involved at all? She seemed to be jealous of all the attention LWU was getting.

hungryghost # Tuesday, February 27, 2007 5:51:19 PM

No, I'm sure Ameilie is innocent - it's probably Barney who's set up this whole thing so HE can run off with LWU.

Drakes...you can't trust them...

Eliane a/k/a Ellymomable # Wednesday, February 28, 2007 1:34:30 AM

I'll bite, who is Amelie???

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, February 28, 2007 2:53:25 AM

Barney's long suffering partner.

Louisvolkuro # Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:18:37 AM

Barney & LWU! interesting theory HG.

Maybe she's still here, Maybe Barney hides her!

Eliane a/k/a Ellymomable # Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:05:34 AM

That duck sure gets around!

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Friday, March 2, 2007 4:43:18 PM

Barney hides LWU???

Oh no, that is horrible.
Do we need another detective to find her?

hungryghost # Friday, March 2, 2007 5:04:13 PM

who would have thought, LWU a mistress of Barney's!!!

Love. So strange and compelling.

It'll all end in tears. Mark my words.

Sansanshan # Friday, March 2, 2007 6:07:22 PM

Tsk tsk, all these rumors. Can't see the forest for the trees.

Sprogger McSprogsprogger # Friday, March 2, 2007 6:22:04 PM

I was told she was living on the moon with Lord Lucan & Elvis in an abandoned Greman bomber, and they ride Shergar across the cratered landscape to visit the Greys base on the darkside.

hungryghost # Friday, March 2, 2007 9:08:21 PM

You mean LWU and Barney have a love-nest in the trees!

Pauvre Amelie - elle sera si triste quand elle les voyera!!

:

cry:

Drakes. Can't trust them^TM

Sprogger McSprogsprogger # Friday, March 2, 2007 11:12:26 PM

They wont be able to hide from lola up a tree, or from the new bounty hunter http://my.opera.com/Dudley/blog/2007/03/02/barney-saga-continues

Eliane a/k/a Ellymomable # Saturday, March 3, 2007 10:32:43 PM

There has got to be a male unicorn around!!!

Let him use his magic to get the LWU!

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Tuesday, March 20, 2007 7:36:41 AM

I've been on look out for the LWU, but I just found a phantom...

http://my.opera.com/sternchen/blog/2007/03/20/a-possible-sighting-the-lwu

Sprogger McSprogsprogger # Friday, March 30, 2007 2:57:11 AM

Oh god I have seen her!!!!

ALLY G.ALLY_G # Friday, March 30, 2007 2:08:28 PM