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"Don't-Tell-the-Wife"; Secrets All Men Keep

This article has been making me laugh.

Enjoy the funnies!

Hugs

Michelle

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Darko 17. April 2008, 17:34

:lol:
I have got something similar on my e-mail. If I find it I will send it to you, it is hilarious. Shows some major differencies among men and women (beside obvious ones) :D

Michelle 17. April 2008, 17:43

hmm..we're looking too. not to mention trying to "get away from you"

:eyes:

or it's just me?

James 17. April 2008, 18:47

Oh, Michelle, every guy knows - by which I mean "knows" - that women are neither as visual nor as independent as we are.

Yeah, right.

We're not stupid so much as really good at pretending to be clueless or perceptive when it's most convenient. :whistle:

If you women are "getting away with it," you let it slide when we do it. The other case in point is #8. When we seem most perceptive, when we "listen," is when you ought to worry.

That intense, empathy you think you're seeing is really us reliving the last big playoff game in excruciating detail.

Ripp 18. April 2008, 00:05

I think those are fairly normal :whistle:

Michelle 18. April 2008, 11:28

nothing was a shocker to me. i have learned how to interpret "man" after all these years. I just liked how open the writer was about it :D

Darko 18. April 2008, 13:34

:rolleyes:
:lol:

Ripp 18. April 2008, 22:39

"interpret man" :lol: not even touching that comment :whistle:

:devil:

Aadil 19. April 2008, 20:24

Highly :irked: .
That kind of stereotyping is partly to blame for my inability to get/keep a girlfriend. :cry: .
If you're checking out the produce, it's because you think there is still space left in your shopping cart.
When a man or woman is scared to commit, it's because they're still hope to find someone better.
Yes I'm lazy to do chores, but that doesn't mean all men are like that.
And if I want some time on my own, I'll say, "I'm going for a walk. I need some me time."
I certainly won't waste my me time digging up the fareway with an eight iron.
:irked::irked::irked:

Ripp 19. April 2008, 22:49

:lol: lots of golf courses have really hot girls that bring around the beer cart :whistle: which covers your number 1, 2, and 3 :whistle:

:devil:

Aadil 21. April 2008, 21:02

I suppose that's one way to look at it :left:

Ripp 22. April 2008, 03:54

Homer: Doh! that is the only way to look at it :whistle:

:devil:

Michelle 24. April 2008, 15:51

qlue your morality has superceded your masculinity! however i bet if Marylyn Monroe walked by you'd SO be looking! bug

I'm sick everybody :frown: I guess I'll be back when i'm not. be well and happy in the meantimes :smile:

:heart:

Ripp 24. April 2008, 15:57

Homer: Doh! I will miss you and the joy that your words being to my old decrepit heart :whistle: hope you get well soon

:devil:

Darko 24. April 2008, 16:59

Sorry to hear, get well soon :up:

JCL 26. April 2008, 08:23

Hey CapeGirl

Hope you feel better soon. There are some nasty bugs going around at the moment - everyone seems to be getting ill. I'm just wondering when my turn will come?!? :yikes:

JCL.

Marcus 11. May 2008, 13:03

:lol: @ the article. Get well, hurry back soon, Michelle! :smile:

yomerita 14. May 2008, 13:26

--------we were obsessed with how many women who resembled Britney Spears we could have sex with before we turned 30-----------

:yuck: :ko: :faint:
:lol:

Deke 21. May 2008, 00:22

As I said to a mate one day. "Britney Spears? I wouldn't even touch her with yours." The only thing on the planet that could attract me to Britney would be if she and Paris Hilton were the last girls alive...

Marilyn Monroe, now she had something. I have no idea what, there were dozens of girls that looked just like her, be she could light up a movie just by being in it.

That aside, the article was probably more truth than poetry.

But then, it wasn't poetry... :D

Rhona Kirsten 21. May 2008, 10:02

I think that's the number one thing I dislike about men, but then women do it too, to other women. The whole world is conditioned to look at women.

Hi Mish :smile:

yomerita 21. May 2008, 15:31

:lol: rhona.

I agree with Deke :up:

Deke 28. May 2008, 00:44

You have good taste.




Are you feeling better yet Michelle?

Larry 5. June 2008, 03:23

I just dropped by to say hello, and to tell you, that I am praying for you! :smile:

Aadil 5. June 2008, 17:51

Hmmm, :sherlock: it seems that i've not been getting updates on this post since my last comment. Sure I'd look if Marilyn Monroe walked by, and if I realised who she was I'd most likely run away screaming!!! :insane: .
.
Corpses will tend to do that to ya :D

Deke 5. June 2008, 23:23

You're afraid of zombies?

Wuss.

:troll:

Sonam Mathuria 19. June 2008, 06:51

cool joke

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