Rip his jaw out and stab him in the face with his own fucking mandible + update

Monday, May 7, 2007 5:18:12 AM

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Spiderman Three. "Double You Tee Eff" Double fucking you tee eff.

Eric Fucking Formans voice comes out of Venoms face. Venom speaks with Eric Fucking Formans voice. The hardest fucking metal villian of all time has Eric Formans Fucking voice. The hardest fucking metal villian of all time has a rediculous Fucking voice. WHY would the hardest fucking metal villian of all time speak with Eric Fucking Formans voice!?

WHY DO THEY RIP VENOMS HARD ASS FACE BACK SO MANY FUCKING TIMES TO SHOW ERIC FUCKING FORMANS FACE!? - AND HAVE HIM SPEAK!

I can forgive "Venom Suit Spiderman" for not shooting his web from the top of his wrists, a tiny mistake. A big mistake is trying to cram so much Spiderman story into one fucking movie, and a killer fucking mistake is to cast Eric Fucking Forman as the Hardest Fucking Villian, THEN have Venom Speak by shoving Eric Fucking Formans voice down his throat!!!

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[+ update] ok, so I do remember that in the original original comics, and on the series Venom DID speak, so I can be okay with that, the only thing is this insanity that is his voice. they should have cast satan to do his voice, not eric forman. I actually enjoyed this actor on his 70's tv series, got nothing against the man. The thing is... HE SHOULD NOT BE VENOM!

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Comments

hierSmitty Monday, May 7, 2007 7:39:23 AM

Okay, okay, okay. I was disappointed with the first "Spiderman does Hollywood" installment so I have no plans to see this one. When I first started reading this, I thought it was some sort of sick joke.
Does E. Foreman at least make an ATTEMPT at voice acting or does he sound exactly the same as he does in the 70's show?

AntonCaptainSeagull Monday, May 7, 2007 1:51:32 PM

well he doesn't sound AS squeeky as season one, but seriously just like the show, his voice is just the wrong voice for venom.

Deke Friday, May 11, 2007 12:03:05 AM

I only read your blog because I'd finally found someone who hates Sony as much as I do (I even wrote a full blog about it once...), but it's good to see that you're also as pissed off with Hollywood Spiderman as I am for trying to shovel so many comic books into each film.

Who is this guy who read through all those comics and then said "OK, too much story"? doh