Saturday, January 14, 2012 11:50:25 PM
Anyone left? if you are still here it means you want to hear the free-style rap that I busted out yesterday via text to my uncle, who to be fair "challenged me" by supplying his own free-style rap on the subject, I was just responding. So here it is, free-style at the time, and now documented, have fun:
While driving in the car, I thought I had to fart,
And since the trip was far, I let my butt-cheeks part,
As my ass-crack split, I knew then it was shit,
I went from bad to this, just to make it worse, it's where I had to sit,
Stop and think *Ants, how will you clean your pants?
In the middle of the freeway, you don't stand a chance,
By now it's squishing 'round my nuts, nevermind my coated butt,
driving a small truck, thinking this shit sucks,
What the fuck happened!? I mean really, what the fuck!?
(*Ants is the nickname my family calls me on my fathers side)