Tuesday, August 10, 2010 11:06:05 PM
Yesterday I ate a bunch of dried apples, you know because they taste so darned good and I was so darned hungry! I enjoyed it then, and all night I was fine, but this morning I woke up to feeling very yucky in my guts, and had to visit the bathroom around six or seven times. I'll save you the gritty details but let's just say that everything I dropped off was solid and in decent amounts - I went a lot basically. And this entire time I didn't know what was going on, all morning I felt like I needed to throw up and stuff, I drank some tea and tried to figure out what was going on, what I ate "was it bad milk?", I just didn't know, well after each restroom visit I felt a little better and a little better, and the "evidence" left in the "depository" started to look like it contained a lot of apple...
Sorry for posting something that isn't as beautiful as an adventure at Red Rocks, or beautiful at all for that matter, but you married this blog for better or for WORSE, and trust me it can get a lot worse. You didn't marry this blog you say? then why are you still here? probably because it's real and it's truth, and maybe somewhat interesting. Or maybe it's just too darned handsome aye? Whatever it is the lesson you need to take from my recent incident is to NEVER eat too much dried fruit, I think it sucks up your stomach and gut fluids or something and leaves you feeling pretty crappy later
I feel much better now, not great, but much better thank you. Oh and also if you have any awesome ideas for halloween costumes please send them my way, both me and my wife are at a stand-still this year with ideas.