Shitty adventures in the bathroom
Sunday, 24. September 2006, 22:27:35
Today I woke up and felt fine. The feeling lasted for about an hour.
After taking out the garbage, I sat down at the computer to contemplate my aquisation for Deoxys (a pokemon that is no longer being given out by Nintendo). I got up and went "number 2" in the restroom. This is where I realized my day was going to be shitty.
You might describe the time spent as more of pissing out the anus, as opposed to pooping out the anus. Oh man, I hustled straight for the Mylanta. All day I would continually get worse, until I begged for some Pepto-Bismol (Upset stomach reliver / Antidiarrheal). My grampa went to get me some. he had been gone maybee fifteen minutes and I had to use the restroom twice, and oh man I could tell I was running on empty cause it was pure stomach acid.
"Burn!" - a line Kelso might have said if he were there
Well, I just took it and I don't feel any better but I don't feel any worse. Im about to go eat some chickenoodle soup. Hopefully it makes me feel better, and I don't just process it directly into some chickenoodle poop.
- Captain Seagull
After taking out the garbage, I sat down at the computer to contemplate my aquisation for Deoxys (a pokemon that is no longer being given out by Nintendo). I got up and went "number 2" in the restroom. This is where I realized my day was going to be shitty.
You might describe the time spent as more of pissing out the anus, as opposed to pooping out the anus. Oh man, I hustled straight for the Mylanta. All day I would continually get worse, until I begged for some Pepto-Bismol (Upset stomach reliver / Antidiarrheal). My grampa went to get me some. he had been gone maybee fifteen minutes and I had to use the restroom twice, and oh man I could tell I was running on empty cause it was pure stomach acid.
"Burn!" - a line Kelso might have said if he were there
Well, I just took it and I don't feel any better but I don't feel any worse. Im about to go eat some chickenoodle soup. Hopefully it makes me feel better, and I don't just process it directly into some chickenoodle poop.
- Captain Seagull
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