# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER, SO WE PAINTED THE WINDSHIELD BLACK.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING, SO WE PUT A BAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRINK WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A SURGEON, SO WE PUT AN OPERATING TABLE IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN PERFORM LIFE SAVING HEART SURGERY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIKES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR ENGINE AND INSTALLED BIKE PEDALS.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEING SUBTLE ABOUT WHAT YOU DRIVE, SO WE LOADED YOUR CAR FULL OF USELESS SHIT THAT YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY NEED WHILE DRIVING.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUNKS SO WE PUT A TRUNK IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN TRUNK WHILE TRUNK TRUNK.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED JUNK IN THE TRUNK SO WE PUT TONS OF WRECKAGE FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IN NEW ORLEANS IN YO TRUNK.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BAD REPOSTS SO WE PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR 4CHAN.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP, SO WE REPLACED THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH A BED SO YOU CAN SLEEP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEEDING SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR BRAKES.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE FLINTSTONES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR FLOOR AND REPLACED YOUR TIRES WITH GIANT STONE CYLINDERS.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ANIMALS, SO WE PUT SOME PANDA FUR ON YOUR SEATS.
# SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED HONEY, SO WE PUT A BEE HIVE IN YOUR GLOVEBOX
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLOVES, SO WE PUTS SOME GLOVES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
# SALUTATIONS, GOOD SIR. PLEASE EXCUSE THE INTRUSION BUT WE COULD NOT GO WITHOUT ALERTING YOU THAT VIA FRIENDLY HEARSAY IT HAS SUBTLY COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT YOUR PEERS ARE OF THE OPINION THAT YOU ARE ONE WHO ENJOYS A GOOD MEASURE OF GARRULOUSNESS, ERGO, AND AGAIN I PRAY YOU EXCUSE OUR PRESUMPTUOUSNESS, BUT WE HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF REPLACING YOUR AGGLOMERATION OF ASSORTED AUDIO COMPACT-DISCS WITH A GLOSSARY CONSISTING OF SYNONYMS AND GRAMMATICAL SYNTAXES FOR YOUR REFERENCIAL NEEDS AND/OR PLEASURE PERCHANCE AN EVENT REQUIRING PROLIX DIALOG SHOULD ARISE.
# SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SEAFOOD, SO WE STAPLED TWO DEAD FISH TO YOUR WINDSHIELD.
# SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SCAT, SO WE REPLACED YOUR AIRBAG WITH SHIT.
# SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MACS SO WE PUT ONLY ONE PEDAL IN YOUR CAR.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A NIGRA, SO WE RETURNED THE CAR BACK TO ITS OWNER.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD THAT YOU'RE BLIND, SO WE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOUR CAR.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED DRAGON BALL Z, SO STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME WHEN WE REVEAL WHAT WE PUT IN YOUR CAR.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CANDLEJACK SO WE P
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PORTALS SO WE PUT YOUR TRUNK IN YOUR GLOVE BOX.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED GOLF SO WE PUT A GOLF COURSE IN YO TRUNK SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO FAIL, SO WE MADE YOU THIS THREAD.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHAIN RULE SO WE PUT A FUNCTION IN YOUR FUNCTION SO YOU WAN DERIVE WHILST YOU DERIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MATT MICHAELS, SO WE PUT JUSTINE BELLEW IN YOUR CAR.
# SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COMPLETELY MISSING THE FUCKING POINT, SO WE MADE "SUP DAWG" QUOTES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PREVENTING YOUR CAR FROM WORKING PROPERLY.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SO WE FILLED YOUR CAR WITH SNAKES.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU BE HATING ON EPIC THREADS, SO WE PUT SOME EJECTION SEATS IN YOUR RIDE SO YOU CAN GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO LURK MOAR, SO WE UPGRADED YOUR HARD DRIVES.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LOLI, SO WE TIED UP SOME PRETEENS INSIDE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE THE NEWFAG THAT IS KILLING ED, SO WE PUT A LIST OF MEMES IN YOUR SUN VISOR SO YOU CAN CREATE A SHITTY ARTICLE WITH UNFUNNY REFERENCES TO SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
# SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SO WE REPLACED YO DASHBOARD WITH A D20.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUSTING NIGGERS, SO WE SOLD YOUR CAR AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY CRACK.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SURPRISES, SO WE PUT A DICK IN A BOX IN YOUR DASHBOARD SO YOU CAN OPEN IT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DIDN'T BUY MY LAST ALBUM, SO WE CHARGED THIS RIDE TO YOUR CREDIT CARD.
# SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ, SO WE PUT A MUDKIP IN YOUR CAR DAWG.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU MADE THAT MUDKIP EDIT, SO WE PUT A SHOTGUN IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DO THE WORLD A FAVOR.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA, SO WE PUT THE CAR IN YOU!
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE ABOVE, SO WE INSTALLED A SHOTGUN IN YOUR AIR BAG, FARK FAGGOT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PLAGIARISM SO WE PUT THE UNFUNNY SHOTGUN JOKE BY THE ORIGINAL ONE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE _______________________ SO WE _______________________.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS, SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSEN IN THE BACK SEAT, SO YOU CAN TAKE A SEAT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PEDOBEAR, SO WE PUT A CAGE IN YOUR BACKSEAT TO HOLD THE TEN YEAR OLDS.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCIENTOLOGY, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK, SO WE TURNED ON YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A NIGGER, SO WE PUT SOME WATERMELONZ IN THE TRUNK, BUT I ATE EM OH SNAP.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A JEW, SO WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU IN THE OVEN.
# SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCREWING SO WE PUT A SCREWDRIVER IN YO PEELER BAR SO YOU CAN STRIP WHILE YOU STRIP.
# SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIG BANDS SO WE PUT A BIG BAND IN YOUR BIG BAND SO YOU CAN JIVE WHILE YOU JIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SARAH PALIN, SO WE PUT ALASKA IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN SEE RUSSIA WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JEHOVA SO WE PUT GOLD IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN JEW WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T ROLL THAT WAY SO WE TOOK OFF YOUR WHEELS SO YOU DON'T ROLL ANY WAY FAGGOT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEAKERS SO WE PUT SPEAKERS IN YOUR SPEAKERS SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FALCON PUNCH SO WE PUT SOME PUNCH IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN GIVE SURPRISE ABORTIONS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE PARTYVAN, SO WE PUT SOME CP IN THE GLOVE BOX, SO YOU CAN GET B& IRL WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE WILFORD BRIMLEY, SO WE GAVE THE DIA-BETUS TO YOUR CAR.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHARGIN SHIT, SO WE PUT LAYZORZ IN THE HEADLIGHTS SO YOU CAN SHOOP WHILE YOU WHOOP.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PURUGLY, SO WE PUT A SKY IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN FLY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNCYCLOPEDIA, SO WE PUT GOATSE ON YO WINDSHIELD.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO ROCK, SO JIMMY PAGE IS YOUR NEW CLUTCH.
# SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIKED FAT KIDS, SO WE PUT ANDY MILONAKUS IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE /B/, SO WE FILLED YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT WITH COPYPASTA SO YOU CAN WTF IS /B/ WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO MOVE ZIGS, SO WE SET YOU UP A BOMB. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MISSINGNO, SO WE PUT INFINITE RARE CANDIES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FURRIES, SO WE PUT A BOMB UNDER YOUR SEAT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PYLONS, SO WE PUT SOME VESPENE GAS IN YOUR GAS TANK.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE RULE 34, SO WE GAVE ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS APHRODISIACS AND LOCKED THEM IN THE BACK SEAT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAYS, SO WE PUT A FUCKING HUGE DILDO IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A SICK FUCK, SO WE PUT SOME KITTENS AND LUBE IN THE SEATS.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEL-AIR, SO WE WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE STARCRAFT, SO WE ZERG RUSHED YOUR CAR.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPARTAAAAAA, SO WE PUT KING LEONIDAS BESIDE YOU.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 300, SO TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MEET THE SPARTANS, SO WE PUT BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE BACK SEAT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BRIAN PEPPERS, SO WE PUT SOME BRIAN PEPPERS PORN ON YOUR WINDSHIELD SO YOU CAN JERK OFF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BUTTSECKS, SO WE REPLACED YOUR STEERING WHEEL WITH A BIG FUCKING ASS.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT SOME DEAD FETUSES AND BLARGH IN YOUR RIDE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT A PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY IN YOUR RIDE
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRO-LIFERS SO WE PUT SOME LIVE FETUSES IN YOUR RIDE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEAR YOU LIKE LULZ, SO WE PUT MITCHELL HENDERSON'S CORPSE IN YOUR BACK SEAT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE HOOKERS AND BLOW SO WE PUT HOOKERS COVERED IN COCAINE IN THE BACKSEAT AND CALLED THE NARCS.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GOITERS, SO WE PUT SOME REAL LIVES IN YOUR RIDE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE NECROPHILIA, SO WE PUT YOUR MOM'S CORPSE SPREAD EAGLE IN THE BACK SEAT.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE RAIN, SO WE MADE YOUR HEAD TURN THE OTHER WAY.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR, SO WE PUT MORDOR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR WHILE YOU DRIVE.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOHN LOCKE, SO WE HAD HIM FUCK UP YOUR CAR.
# SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WANT TO BE AN HERO, SO WE DIDN'T PUT AN IPOD IN YOUR CAR.