m leavin soon x myb

suk it up & gt bak 2ur puppies bish romfflmfao XP jk
gt wll soon babes
m hopin ull b ur old bitchy self again soon <3
i luv u & already missin u

ddnt wn2 break ur <3 buh we dnt fit 2gther

i dnt knw th title says it all!

Dear Signore Direttore,
Now I am a-tella you a story wot I was a-treated at your hotella.

I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London an stay as a-younga cristan man at your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I sleep whit no shit i my bed? So I calla down to the receptione and tella: "I wanta shit". They tella me:
"Go to toilet". I say:
"No,no I wanta shit in my bed". They say:
"You better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch".
What is sonna-wa-bitch?

I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and point at toast:
"I wanta piss". She tella me:
"Go to toilet". I say:
"I wata piss on my plate". She then say to me:
"You'd bloody not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch".


That is the second person who do not even know me calla me "sonna-wa-bitch", an why is your staff replying "Go to toilet", is that a modern tella? I do no understand, Please tella me!

Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: "I wanta fock". And she tella me:
"Sure, everyone wanta fock". I say:
"No,no you dont understanda me, I wanta fock on the table". She tella me:
So you sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!

How comma this cristian hotel tella the guest in such bad manner?

So I go to receptioneand ask for bill, I no wanta stay in this hotel no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me:
"Thank you and piss on you". I say:
"Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch, I go back to Italy".

Direttore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch.

Sincerely

Dicci Elgre