Life is like riding a bicycle.

You know you go to college/uni WHEN ...

1.Your floor has or is dirty to the point that you've had to brush your feet off before putting on socks or getting into bed

2.People help you kick the vending machine so you can get your crisps that got stuck

3. You open your fridge, and what you normally see is some empty water bottles, and that's it!

4.School started before 9am, but now anything before 12pm is considered “early."

5.Weekends start on Thursday, sometimes Wednesday

6.6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up

7.Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some noodles

8.You skip one lesson to write an essay for another

9.A canceled lesson is almost as exciting as Christmas

10.Your teachers speak English... as a second language

11.Class size doubles on exam days

12.You stay in college/uni for hours in between lessons when it's too cold to go home

13.Printers break down only when you desperately need them

14.You set your clock 10 minutes ahead so you make it to college on time, but still late sometimes

15.If you’ve got a car, waking up in the morning and having to walk or drive somewhere JUST to get your car

16.There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your lessons, and you really wish they would shut up

17.Instead of falling asleep in lesson, you stay in bed

18.You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day.

19.Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal, you even sympathize with them

20.You discover new bruises on your body and wonder where they came from

21.You ask people what YOU did last night

22.You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them

23.Looking through the post becomes an ego booster/breaker

24.Your teachers swear in class and no one cares

25.You text faster than you type
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I find this to be PERFECTLY true about college life.