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I have a killer in my house!!!!!!!!

Saturday, 23. August 2008, 13:55:16


Omg! Believe it or not, a crime :rolleyes: happened here in my house today :bandit: :ninja: :insane:
Well, I came home from school :eyes: at about 3:00 PM. After I'd opened the door, :yikes: I saw some bloodstains :eek: on the floor near the window, under the tea-table,...awww Man, almost every where in the house! :insane:
"What happened???? :left: :right: :confused: " , I said to myself after seeing all these things. Umm... no one was home, by the way. :no:
" Gotta get out of here before it's too late.... :sst: " , thought I. :D God! Who wants to die? :whistle: Umm.... not me! :whistle: :D
So, I turned back to the door at once, planning to go out to get some HELP. :wink:

"Brrrr!!!! Brrrr!!! ...."

Oh, hang on.... :eek: I heard something.... :left: :right:
" No doubt, it's my cat! :cat: . Man, almost forgot! Um.... maybe I shouldn't leave him here alone. :whistle: ". I felt a little guilty for planning to run for it without caring about the poor cat. :o: So, I came back and tried to find him. :D
........" Meow!!!! Meow!!!! Where are you???? Come here! Or you wanna die??? :irked: :irked: "

I tried all the way to find him out, and eventually I saw him lying lazily at a corner. Just my luck! :ko: Lazy cat!!!! :irked: Stupid cat!!! :irked: He couldn't have known how dangerous it was at that time. :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: Well, I did. :wink: :wink: :wink: (Ummmm, I am his smartest owner after all :lol: p: ) Then I came to him, thinking I would put him in a basket and then bring it out. Wow! Good plan. :wink: :D But... :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhh!!! Feathers!!!!"

Omg! I saw feathers- lots of feathers around where he was lying. :no: They couldn't have been from the cat, could they? :whistle: Can a cat grow out some feathers? :rolleyes: :whistle: No way hosé!!! :lol: Homer: Doh! Anyways, I'm ornithophobic. I hate feather!!! :irked: :irked: :irked: Well, actually it kinda scares me. :D
" Where did you get all these stupid feathers???? :bomb: :irked: " , asked I. And he didn't say a word. :whistle: :whistle:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: He was holding something in his "hands" :D ... It looked red,....wet... and....bloody!!! :insane:
Ewwwwwww.... it was a BIRD actually! :furious: :no: Umm... do I need to say again, I AM ORNITHOPHOBIC !!!! :ko: :faint:

" Oh! So I got it!!!"

Okay! So, here's what really happened . :D :up:
My :cat: committed a crime. He killed a bird :ninja:, and became a murder! :yes: Uh-oh! :left: :right: :whistle: That's all! :faint:

:rolleyes: Lucky him! He din''t get caught by the police for killing a living being. :rolleyes: :whistle: Otherwise, he woulda had to stay in the jail for some time, as I wouldn't have had enough money to pay for his fine! :lol:

Anyway, HE IS A SUPER CAT, don't you agree? :yes: :whistle: :lol: :lol: :lol: He caught a bird -a flying living-being, you know! :wink: Well, I was just wondering who'd taught him to fly! :rolleyes:


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Comments

LaniBeck007 24. August 2008, 16:11

Ack! That must be horrible! :yikes:

...How did the bird get in your house, anyway? P: Did you find out?

Class10a1 25. August 2008, 04:54

How did the bird get in my house? :rolleyes: Yeah! Good question! :yes: :yes: :yes:
Umm... :rolleyes: Idk!!! p: Maybe I should ask my cat! :whistle: So, I'll tell ya later! p:

(Umm.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Now I think I gotta go buy some fish. You know, he wouldn't say a word :ko: if I didn't give him anything to eat! :cry: :faint: Got any fish there, by the way? :D )

LaniBeck007 25. August 2008, 13:20

Yeah, in my pocket. Here, have some fish. P:

...Just kidding. P: I'll go find some for you.

LaniBeck007 25. August 2008, 13:21

...Wait, do cats actually eat fish? :eyes: I thought that was just in the cartoons.

Class10a1 26. August 2008, 05:36

:cheers: Thanks! :D 'coz I don't know where to get some fish! :whistle:

And, yes! :yes: Of course they eat fish!!! p:
In fact, they eat just like anything! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Class10a1 26. August 2008, 05:54

Oh, hey! You have fish in your pocket? :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: Awesome~!!! :yes: :lol:

OH!!!! In my classroom, there's a fish tank with some plants, and gold fish inside! :yes: :rolleyes: I think now I know where :devil: to get some fish (- free fish, you know! :whistle: ) ! ::ninja: :bandit: :chef: There won't be anyone watching for it at night.... :devil: .... So,....


: preparing to rob :ninja: :

P.S : Anyone here wants to join me? :yes:

LaniBeck007 26. August 2008, 23:20

:lol: I'll go with you. :ninja:

Class10a1 27. August 2008, 05:15

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks very much, twin! :yes: :yes: :yes:
Together, we will be unstoppable and shall be called....errm.... :rolleyes: TWINS THE ROBBERS. :whistle: isn't it cool? p:

Over_and_over 27. August 2008, 05:27

Well, well, well.... :left: :right: sounds like a plan - an evil plan! :lol:....stealing those little fish? hmmm.....ummm.... :rolleyes:
SO, I'll wait and catch you guys red-handed! :wink: :whistle: :lol:

LaniBeck007 27. August 2008, 20:12

Ack! :insane: Our operation is in trouble already!

Class10a1 28. August 2008, 05:27

Yeah, you're right! :ko:
So, abort the plan A immediately! :yes: Here's the plan B :up: ....:rolleyes: :whistle: :whistle:
..... JUST RUN!!!
p:

LaniBeck007 28. August 2008, 21:38

:no: *Runs*

Class10a1 29. August 2008, 03:44

Don't forget this: :knight: :knight: :knight: :D

LaniBeck007 29. August 2008, 03:57

Good thinking! :D :knight:

Over_and_over 29. August 2008, 04:09

:sherlock: :sherlock: :sherlock:

Class10a1 29. August 2008, 04:25

:D

Bluesoul91 30. August 2008, 00:10

Ouch! :yikes: didn't you feed him well ? :faint: :faint: I know why he had to murder the bird :D, LOL
A "SUPER CAT" :cat: :cat:

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 01:40

Yes, of course I do feed him well! p: I'm a good (like really,really, really good :D ) owner, you know! :yes: :wink: Ummmm.... :rolleyes: It beats me why he caught that bird~ :ko:
Oh, but I guess the bird mighta been trying to ROB my house p:, so my :cat: had to kill it~ :ninja: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, super cat! Thank you. :yes:

Bluesoul91 30. August 2008, 04:27

let's see! what can a bird rob? some rice, water, dust,.... or gold :ko: :ko: so many valuable things that make our little miserable bird have to be an angel bye rip :angel:

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 04:31

Ummm... :rolleyes: Yeah, some things like that! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pooooooooooooooooor it! There won't be many things for it to eat once becoming an angel~ :angel: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

Bluesoul91 30. August 2008, 04:46

no, I don't think so. I think he wanted to find an anniversary present for his wife (maybe) :D, but there was an accident. :cry: :cry: Might his wife come to your house and become an angel, too? :confused: :yikes: :yikes:

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 05:00

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey! You know what? I suppose you could become a very,very,very,very,very good fiction writer. :yes: :yes: :yes:

Ummm... :rolleyes: Anyways, I have no idea what gender of the bird is. p: How can you know he was looking for a present for his wife? :whistle: :D

Bluesoul91 30. August 2008, 05:11

uhm, I'm pretending to be a fiction writer :D :up:

I knew it, cuz VNese bird is not so dump to die for food :D :D , and you know, "I'm pretending to be a fiction writer :D " I can imagine whatever I want. :up: :D :D

burningdj 30. August 2008, 06:36

hello

Over_and_over 30. August 2008, 06:38

hi there! :D

burningdj 30. August 2008, 06:40

man most of the people i know is offline

burningdj 30. August 2008, 06:41

Life is like riding a bicycle.You don't fall off unless you stop pedaling

i like that u know

Over_and_over 30. August 2008, 06:42

yeah! MEEEE TOOOO!!! :D

burningdj 30. August 2008, 06:46

u r anyways very happy that a good thing

Over_and_over 30. August 2008, 06:48

yeah! Thanks! :happy:

burningdj 30. August 2008, 06:51

ok

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 07:15

Yeah, you're really good at that Tam! :yes: :yes:

Oh, Hi burningdj! What's up? :D

burningdj 30. August 2008, 07:27

hi am cool

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 07:37

Lol, you keep changing your avatar all the time! p: I like this, btw! :yes: :yes: :yes:
Ummm.... I'm kinda hungry now. :whistle: Can I eat that hamburger ? :chef: :chef: :chef: :D

burningdj 30. August 2008, 07:39

it a big mac....lol

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 07:47

:lol: :lol: :lol: Whatever it is! Can I eat it? :yes: :lol: p:

:D

burningdj 30. August 2008, 07:48

ok

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 07:50

:D Thanks. p:

burningdj 30. August 2008, 07:52

my big mac....oh well i just put up pc mac

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 07:54

Ok! p:

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 07:56

:lol: :lol: Lolzzzzz Thanks! p:

burningdj 30. August 2008, 07:58

ok

burningdj 30. August 2008, 08:26

my poor big mac....

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 08:27

:lol: Mind you! :D

burningdj 30. August 2008, 08:29

:smurf:

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 08:30

Ummm... don't you need to go to bed? :D

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 08:30

what time is it over there?

burningdj 30. August 2008, 08:35

9.35 am lol

Class10a1 30. August 2008, 08:37

Oh, not so late as I thought. :whistle:

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