I have a killer in my house!!!!!!!!
Saturday, 23. August 2008, 13:55:16
Omg! Believe it or not, a crime
happened here in my house today

Well, I came home from school
at about 3:00 PM. After I'd opened the door,
I saw some bloodstains
on the floor near the window, under the tea-table,...
Man, almost every where in the house!
"What happened????
" , I said to myself after seeing all these things. Umm... no one was home, by the way. 
" Gotta get out of here before it's too late....
" , thought I.
God! Who wants to die?
Umm.... not me!

So, I turned back to the door at once, planning to go out to get some HELP.
"Brrrr!!!! Brrrr!!! ...."
Oh, hang on....
I heard something....

" No doubt, it's my cat!
. Man, almost forgot! Um.... maybe I shouldn't leave him here alone.
". I felt a little guilty for planning to run for it without caring about the poor cat.
So, I came back and tried to find him.
........" Meow!!!! Meow!!!! Where are you???? Come here! Or you wanna die???
"
I tried all the way to find him out, and eventually I saw him lying lazily at a corner. Just my luck!
Lazy cat!!!!
Stupid cat!!!
He couldn't have known how dangerous it was at that time.
Well, I did.
(Ummmm, I am his smartest owner after all
) Then I came to him, thinking I would put him in a basket and then bring it out. Wow! Good plan.
But...

" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhh!!! Feathers!!!!"
Omg! I saw feathers- lots of feathers around where he was lying.
They couldn't have been from the cat, could they?
Can a cat grow out some feathers?
No way hosé!!!
Anyways, I'm ornithophobic. I hate feather!!!
Well, actually it kinda scares me. 
" Where did you get all these stupid feathers????
" , asked I. And he didn't say a word.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
He was holding something in his "hands"
... It looked red,....wet... and....bloody!!!
Ewwwwwww.... it was a BIRD actually!
Umm... do I need to say again, I AM ORNITHOPHOBIC !!!!
" Oh! So I got it!!!"
Okay! So, here's what really happened .

My
committed a crime. He killed a bird
, and became a murder!
Uh-oh!
That's all! 
Lucky him! He din''t get caught by the police for killing a living being.
Otherwise, he woulda had to stay in the jail for some time, as I wouldn't have had enough money to pay for his fine! 
Anyway, HE IS A SUPER CAT, don't you agree?
He caught a bird -a flying living-being, you know!
Well, I was just wondering who'd taught him to fly!
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Lani Beckett # 24. August 2008, 16:11
...How did the bird get in your house, anyway?
Vy Nguyen # 25. August 2008, 04:54
Umm...
(Umm....
Lani Beckett # 25. August 2008, 13:20
...Just kidding.
Lani Beckett # 25. August 2008, 13:21
Vy Nguyen # 26. August 2008, 05:36
And, yes!
In fact, they eat just like anything!
Vy Nguyen # 26. August 2008, 05:54
OH!!!! In my classroom, there's a fish tank with some plants, and gold fish inside!
: preparing to rob
P.S : Anyone here wants to join me?
Lani Beckett # 26. August 2008, 23:20
Vy Nguyen # 27. August 2008, 05:15
Together, we will be unstoppable and shall be called....errm....
Vy Nguyen # 27. August 2008, 05:27
SO, I'll wait and catch you guys red-handed!
Lani Beckett # 27. August 2008, 20:12
Vy Nguyen # 28. August 2008, 05:27
So, abort the plan A immediately!
..... JUST RUN!!!
Lani Beckett # 28. August 2008, 21:38
Vy Nguyen # 29. August 2008, 03:44
Lani Beckett # 29. August 2008, 03:57
Vy Nguyen # 29. August 2008, 04:09
Vy Nguyen # 29. August 2008, 04:25
βluЗ§☼ul© # 30. August 2008, 00:10
A "SUPER CAT"
Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 01:40
Oh, but I guess the bird mighta been trying to ROB my house
Yeah, super cat! Thank you.
βluЗ§☼ul© # 30. August 2008, 04:27
Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 04:31
Pooooooooooooooooor it! There won't be many things for it to eat once becoming an angel~
βluЗ§☼ul© # 30. August 2008, 04:46
Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 05:00
Hey! You know what? I suppose you could become a very,very,very,very,very good fiction writer.
Ummm...
βluЗ§☼ul© # 30. August 2008, 05:11
I knew it, cuz VNese bird is not so dump to die for food
THE GUY THAT GOING TO GET RID OF MASBOY # 30. August 2008, 06:36
Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 06:38
THE GUY THAT GOING TO GET RID OF MASBOY # 30. August 2008, 06:40
THE GUY THAT GOING TO GET RID OF MASBOY # 30. August 2008, 06:41
i like that u know
Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 06:42
THE GUY THAT GOING TO GET RID OF MASBOY # 30. August 2008, 06:46
Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 06:48
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Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 07:15
Oh, Hi burningdj! What's up?
THE GUY THAT GOING TO GET RID OF MASBOY # 30. August 2008, 07:27
Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 07:37
Ummm.... I'm kinda hungry now.
THE GUY THAT GOING TO GET RID OF MASBOY # 30. August 2008, 07:39
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Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 07:54
THE GUY THAT GOING TO GET RID OF MASBOY # 30. August 2008, 07:55
funny
Vy Nguyen # 30. August 2008, 07:56
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