Wolf's Reign..

1. 'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your

genitals.
(crabs: it's a choice really)







. 2. 99% of people cannot lick their elbow.(I am unique it seems,and fucking weird)







. 3. A broken clock is always right twice a day.(not a digital clock)







. 4. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural

antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.(well now this isn't useless at all! )







. 5. A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!(and this is so useless)







. 6. According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to

contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.(protein: goverment recommends it)







. 7. An 'aglet' is the plastic or metal tip of a shoelace.


(who came up with that name?)




. 8. Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!(honey.. I'm going pillow shopping.)



. 9. Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans

is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.(err.. i got nothing)



. 10. Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream.(you should try curry ice-cream. I don't recommend it)



. 11. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named

Jesus Christ.( what if God was one of us?...)







. 12. Cast iron skillets used to be the leading source of iron in the

American diet!(Mcskillet.. It has a certain ring to it)



. 13. Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically

attacked and beaten by their wives.(too much iron in their veins )







. 14. German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to

have sex with each other! (makes the whole heterosexual deal redundant now don't it? )







. 15. Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on

the runways to scare birds away. (couldn't get Celine Dion could they? Poor birds. Animal cruelty I swear)



. 16. If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times,

but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the

bottom. (get a fucking girlfriend!)







. 17. If you're typical, you can guess someone's sex with 95% accuracy just

by smelling their breath. (is this why dogs sniff butts?)







. 18. If your skin is laid flat it will cover an area of 18 square feet. (Hannibal Lector would be so proud)







. 19. In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!( about? Be precise man!)







. 20. In Albania, nodding your head means 'no' and shaking your head means

'yes'. (and the missionary position is the doggy and the helicopter is the. . . ? .)




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. 21. In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs! (what's so weird about that? )







. 22. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal

category. (congratulations)







. 23. It is now possible to print human skin with an inkjet printer! (is this how they did the 18 square feet human skin thing?)







. 24. McDonald's is the world's largest distributor of toys! (little skillets?) (they're also the world's largest distributor of fat asses)







. 25. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'. (Mr Kruger will be thoroughly chuffed)







. 26. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed

throughout the world.(this helps me how? I don't have real money or monopoly money . )







. 27. More than 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using

products made for right handed people. (they usually put up the stupidest of stupid warning labels. I've never seen that warning yet)



. 28. More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged

during a typical French kiss! (and with a Australian kiss? you know..
Down under! )







. 29. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received

a telephone call. (I am not part of that 50%)







. 30. Mussolini dodged the Italian draft. (motherfucker)







. 31. Nike Air Soles do not actually have 'air' in them. (wrongfull marketing. How come nobody is sueing? I demand my air!)







. 32. Non-dairy creamer is flammable. (and no warning labels yet again?)







. 33. Oak trees do not have acorns until they are fifty years old or older. (shows you. Trees grow a pair at 50)







. 34. Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real

brothers (Moe, Curly, and Shemp). (say it isn't so)







. 35. One of the many Tarzans, Karmuela Searlel, was mauled to death on the

set by a raging elephant! (Tantor! Bad pachyderm!)







. 36. One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make

her chase a chicken through town naked. (...because the shame should be public.. Ooh look.. Leopold's wife shagged someone again.)







. 37. Only two in one thousand diamonds are considered truly colorless. (you should check out the glass)







. 38. Pageant Models often smear Vaseline on their teeth so their lips

won't stick when smiling. (because dry teeth is a big problem in pageants. This was sooo interesting)







. 39. People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a

blood clot in the brain. (to clot or not to clot -famous roller coaster quote )







. 40. Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter! (and of Michael Jackson's hair too.)

Well.. It arrived.. what arrived?
My little prize I won from a Kimmie competition! .
yep.. that's it.. How the cat survived being posted makes you believe that those cats on some show would survive going to Timbuktu.. err.. Yes.. Only me will remember that flick and would be laughing while other people stand around me, dumbstruck as to why this git was laughing.. .

Anyway..
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. Thanks for the cat Kimmie you're the bestest!