Wolf's Reign..

"Highway to Hell"

I'm so getting killed for this one..


BRAAI RULES. 2009 / 2010
We are about to enter the BRAAI season. Therefore it is important to refresh
your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BRAAI the following chain of events are put
into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert
.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who
is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone
where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can
take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.


More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great..
He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the
meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his
cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
women.


Familiar no?Men are just happier people..

Comments

Spaggyj Friday, September 18, 2009 11:22:10 AM

That's spot on for most lol

Darkogdare Friday, September 18, 2009 11:43:20 AM

lol

So, wolfie, you are preparing salad, I guess p And do the dishes smile

KYrenKYren Friday, September 18, 2009 11:58:32 AM

happy exactly the way it should be.

Dacotah Friday, September 18, 2009 11:58:34 AM

lol So true.
A woman does most of the work and doesn't praises or thanks.
Darko, you forgot the rest. bigsmile

Dark FurieFurie Friday, September 18, 2009 6:40:47 PM

How come I never find women like that? irked I'll never get a maid. awww

KittyliciousZaphira Saturday, September 19, 2009 5:54:20 AM

Everybody praises the man??? rolleyes

H82typ Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:15:32 AM

I think it's actually cheaper to hire a maid. And a prostitute. p

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, September 19, 2009 10:07:37 AM

Why a prostitute? Are they good at cooking or something?

Bad WolfCois Saturday, September 19, 2009 10:19:52 AM

lol don't bet on it p

r♡serose-marie Saturday, September 19, 2009 10:50:25 AM

Bah, humbug!

H82typ Saturday, September 19, 2009 11:19:46 AM

bigeyes Christmas, already?

Darkogdare Saturday, September 19, 2009 5:08:56 PM

Originally posted by Furie:

or something


Exactly! lol

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:11:59 PM

Cleaning then? But then why would I need a maid?

Darkogdare Saturday, September 19, 2009 8:46:34 PM

If cleaning is the second thing that comes to your mind.... lol

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, September 19, 2009 9:37:40 PM

What? We're talking housework. What else can you think of apart from cleaning things and cooking things? p

Spaggyj Saturday, September 19, 2009 9:49:32 PM

Ironing?

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, September 19, 2009 9:52:37 PM

Of course! doh

Cleanclean Saturday, September 19, 2009 11:39:46 PM

This is completely true! bigeyes I saw a TV show about it not so long back on SBS.

The host looks at different cultures living in Australia and there were some Congolese refugees who'd started a new life here. Fairly regularly, they had a traditional BBQ thing happening.

(I know ... the Congolese don't technically use the term Braai, and they're not from South Africa ... but a BBQ is a BBQ, yes? lol )

The women did the side-dishy things and such and the men did the meat.

Goat, as I recall.

Bad WolfCois Sunday, September 20, 2009 8:52:12 AM

Where have you come from? scared

Cleanclean Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:13:14 AM

Goat, as I recall. p lol

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, September 20, 2009 10:39:04 PM

Goat is popular in this region but it's line of a customary thing. The piece of goat skin around the arm is very important to the Zulu nation. *shrugs*

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